1
00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:49,817
All right, I see two of them
about 100 meters.

2
00:00:50,184 --> 00:00:51,552
They're both armed.

3
00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:53,620
All right.
Let's make our move.

4
00:00:53,806 --> 00:00:55,074
I'm scared.

5
00:00:55,104 --> 00:00:56,790
Hey, you signed up
for this just like we did.

6
00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:58,592
Now, act like a soldier.

7
00:01:21,782 --> 00:01:24,051
Oh! Ah, I think
I fell on my gun!

8
00:01:24,104 --> 00:01:25,672
Would you shut up, Screech?

9
00:01:25,741 --> 00:01:27,064
You're gonna blow
the whole operation.

10
00:01:27,138 --> 00:01:28,205
He's right.

11
00:01:28,247 --> 00:01:29,781
Let's do this exactly
as we planned.

12
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Stay alert. I don't want
anybody getting shot.

13
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- All right. Let's go.
- Go. Go.

14
00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:08,662
Paint the suckers!

15
00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:09,763
Oh! Oh!

16
00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:10,898
Got you guys!

17
00:02:10,998 --> 00:02:12,199
I can't believe this.

18
00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,234
Yeah, well, believe it, pal.
You're our ninth kill.

19
00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:15,903
Hand over your weapons, guys,

20
00:02:16,003 --> 00:02:17,604
'cause the red team
is the dead team.

21
00:02:17,704 --> 00:02:19,373
All right, get out of here.

22
00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:22,776
Well, according to my
calculations, gentlemen,

23
00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:24,745
we have wiped out
the entire red team.

24
00:02:24,845 --> 00:02:25,913
All right, blue team!

25
00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:27,581
- Yeah!
- Yahoo!

26
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I love paint war.

27
00:02:31,051 --> 00:02:32,886
I love this army stuff.

28
00:02:33,053 --> 00:02:35,188
I could be all that I could be.

29
00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:38,091
Man, this is the best
weekend I've ever had.

30
00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:40,394
Well, you know, without a girl.

31
00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:42,095
This is great, isn't it?

32
00:02:42,262 --> 00:02:44,531
Really glad you guys
came here with me.

33
00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,067
Hey, buddy, we wouldn't
have it any other way.

34
00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:50,571
I'm just glad you decided to spend
your final days as a free man with us.

35
00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:52,205
The three musketeers.

36
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Together for the last time.

37
00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:57,511
Well, next week, you're gonna
be an old married man.

38
00:02:57,811 --> 00:02:59,479
Still can't believe it, Zack.

39
00:02:59,646 --> 00:03:01,048
You're only 19.

40
00:03:01,214 --> 00:03:02,950
Think of all the
fun you're missing.

41
00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:04,685
Think of all the women
you're missing.

42
00:03:04,757 --> 00:03:05,989
Aw, come on, Slater.

43
00:03:06,041 --> 00:03:07,543
I dated practically
every girl on the planet.

44
00:03:08,623 --> 00:03:10,390
There's only one
I ever really loved.

45
00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:12,059
Kelly.

46
00:03:12,225 --> 00:03:13,660
I'm not lettin' her get away.

47
00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:15,963
Party's over, fellas.

48
00:03:17,264 --> 00:03:18,832
Hands up<i> now!</i>

49
00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:20,667
All right, you got us.

50
00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:22,436
You guys are good.

51
00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:25,105
They're not good.
You're stupid.

52
00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,207
You and your calculations.

53
00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:29,943
Oh,<i> I'm</i> stupid?

54
00:03:30,077 --> 00:03:32,379
You're the genius who
led us into this ambush.

55
00:03:32,512 --> 00:03:34,181
Now, guys, let's not quibble.

56
00:03:34,314 --> 00:03:35,849
Zack, Slater's not stupid.

57
00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:38,318
And, Slater, Zack's no genius.

58
00:03:38,398 --> 00:03:39,866
Shut up, Screech.

59
00:03:39,939 --> 00:03:41,161
Now what did I do?

60
00:03:41,209 --> 00:03:42,408
You did what you always do.

61
00:03:42,458 --> 00:03:43,691
Yeah, you ruin everything.

62
00:03:43,716 --> 00:03:44,915
Yeah, you idiot.

63
00:03:44,964 --> 00:03:46,992
You guys mind? We're
playing a war game here.

64
00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,395
C'mon, guys, that hurts!

65
00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:50,464
Would you guys cut it out?
He's our prisoner.

66
00:03:52,199 --> 00:03:53,567
Oh!
Ow, my knee!

67
00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:55,736
Ow, my knee! Aah!

68
00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:57,270
Way to go.

69
00:03:57,537 --> 00:03:59,206
You hurt your own man.

70
00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:02,009
What the heck?

71
00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:05,045
Yes! Yes, we did it!

72
00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:06,580
- Yes!
- Yes!

73
00:04:06,713 --> 00:04:08,348
Woo! Get out of here.

74
00:04:08,444 --> 00:04:09,681
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

75
00:04:09,728 --> 00:04:10,947
Are we bad or what?

76
00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:12,352
Yeah! Too much fun, man.

77
00:04:12,519 --> 00:04:14,121
Let's get back to the
camp and celebrate!

78
00:04:14,221 --> 00:04:15,555
All right, guys,
but not too long.

79
00:04:15,636 --> 00:04:17,531
I promised Kelly we'd leave
for Las Vegas in the morning.

80
00:04:17,594 --> 00:04:18,859
Whipped.

81
00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:20,594
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

82
00:05:26,259 --> 00:05:28,161
Well, here it is.

83
00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:30,731
Bayside High.

84
00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:33,233
Too bad you can't stay
in high school forever, huh?

85
00:05:33,335 --> 00:05:34,503
My cousin can.

86
00:05:34,614 --> 00:05:36,483
Flunked algebra three times.

87
00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:40,140
Yeah, we made some
history here, didn't we, guys?

88
00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,075
112.

89
00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,745
That's how many times I was
sent to the principal's office.

90
00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:48,782
18. How many dates
I had for one prom.

91
00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:51,852
Well, as impressive as
those numbers are, gentlemen,

92
00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:53,754
my record can never be broken.

93
00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,021
82.

94
00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:56,990
That's how many lockers
I was stuffed into.

95
00:05:57,958 --> 00:05:59,326
You're right, Screech.

96
00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:01,862
That record will
never be touched.

97
00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:20,313
All right, man, here we are.

98
00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:22,716
Good luck, huh?

99
00:06:23,683 --> 00:06:25,018
See you guys tomorrow.

100
00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:26,553
See ya.

101
00:07:05,058 --> 00:07:08,094
So. You're getting
married in Las Vegas.

102
00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:09,532
That's exciting.

103
00:07:09,729 --> 00:07:12,065
Exciting?
 It's ridiculous, Melanie.

104
00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:14,434
A wedding in Las Vegas?

105
00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:17,571
Who's gonna marry you,
some Elvis impersonator?

106
00:07:17,704 --> 00:07:19,105
I don't know why you care, Dad.

107
00:07:19,163 --> 00:07:20,686
You've been against
this from the start.

108
00:07:20,734 --> 00:07:22,870
Of course I'm against it, Zack.
You're too young to get married.

109
00:07:22,941 --> 00:07:24,483
I don't want you
throwing your life away.

110
00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:26,529
I'm not throwing my life away.

111
00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:28,885
I've been in love with Kelly
since we were in grammar school.

112
00:07:28,953 --> 00:07:31,042
Why can't you see
that this is the real thing?

113
00:07:31,121 --> 00:07:33,220
Son, Kelly is a terrific girl,

114
00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:35,222
and I don't doubt
your feelings for each other,

115
00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:37,591
but can't it just wait
until after you graduate?

116
00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:38,992
No, Dad, it can't.

117
00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:40,627
We've planned this out.

118
00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:43,330
We have a place off campus.
We're both going to work.

119
00:07:43,496 --> 00:07:44,998
You're making
a big mistake, son.

120
00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:47,167
Derek, you do not know that.

121
00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:50,303
You know what? If I am making
a mistake, at least it's my mistake.

122
00:07:50,430 --> 00:07:51,707
This is my life.

123
00:07:51,783 --> 00:07:54,052
Fine. You do
what you have to do.

124
00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:56,176
But leave me out of it.

125
00:07:57,777 --> 00:07:59,312
So, what are you saying?

126
00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,248
You're not coming to my wedding?

127
00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:43,857
You okay?

128
00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:45,926
Yeah.

129
00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:48,995
Yeah, I'll be all right.

130
00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:54,768
Why does he have
to be like that?

131
00:08:54,901 --> 00:08:56,202
Zack,

132
00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:59,172
your father has always had
these great plans for you,

133
00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:01,775
and getting married at 19
is not on his list.

134
00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:03,376
Yeah, but, Mom,
what about my list?

135
00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:06,246
Look, Zack, I think you're
too young to get married, too.

136
00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:10,317
But if you are truly
happy about this,

137
00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:12,852
then that's all that
really matters to me.

138
00:09:14,754 --> 00:09:16,222
Thanks, Mom.

139
00:09:21,928 --> 00:09:23,163
So...

140
00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:24,798
So?

141
00:09:24,931 --> 00:09:26,266
Are you gonna be there?

142
00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:29,769
Well, you have my blessings.

143
00:09:30,837 --> 00:09:32,472
I can't be at the wedding, Zack.

144
00:09:32,639 --> 00:09:34,541
I can't go against your father.

145
00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:42,949
So, you need some money?

146
00:09:44,451 --> 00:09:45,952
I'm fine, Mom.

147
00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:47,587
I've got about $1,200.

148
00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:49,356
We can have a nice
little wedding with that.

149
00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:52,592
Well, here are two vouchers

150
00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:55,061
for free rooms
at the Stardust Hotel.

151
00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:57,797
I won them during
poker night at church.

152
00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:01,735
What can I say?

153
00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,704
You've always been there for me.

154
00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,742
You will always be
my little boy,

155
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,611
even though you're all grown up.

156
00:10:12,712 --> 00:10:14,047
Mom.

157
00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:17,083
Great car, Lisa.

158
00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:19,085
It's a birthday present
from my dad.

159
00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:20,720
Has anybody seen my pillow?

160
00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:22,389
It's in the
back of Slater's car.

161
00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:23,923
- Here's Zack.
- Hey, hey, hey.

162
00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:25,558
- What's goin' on, guys?
- What's up, buddy?

163
00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:26,760
- You ready?
- Oh, yeah.

164
00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:28,395
Vegas, here we come.

165
00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:29,596
Yeah.

166
00:10:29,729 --> 00:10:31,197
Who do I see over here?

167
00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:33,033
Come here.

168
00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:37,203
You know, I just
can't take this anymore.

169
00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,205
I'm glad we're goin'
in separate cars.

170
00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:41,674
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why
we goin' in separate cars?

171
00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:44,878
Well, Kelly and I have a
lot of things to talk about.

172
00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:47,447
I still can't believe you're going
through with this wedding, Zack.

173
00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:51,251
Well, for your information,
Lisa, it is a done deal.

174
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,920
Listen, I just talked to my
parents, and they're all excited.

175
00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,222
Unfortunately, they can't
help us out financially.

176
00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:58,024
Well, at least
they're behind us.

177
00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:00,226
My dad thinks I'm crazy.

178
00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:02,028
He's not gonna
be at the wedding.

179
00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:03,496
I'm sorry.

180
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,031
Yeah, me, too.

181
00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:07,934
But, hey, I am a mature adult,

182
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:10,336
and I can make
decisions on my own.

183
00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:12,705
Come on, let's go.

184
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,841
Okay, people.

185
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,210
With my computerized trip plan,

186
00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:20,113
our two vehicles should never
be more than 50 yards apart.

187
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,248
Now, I've planned
our exact route,

188
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:24,284
fuel stops, and food breaks.

189
00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,119
I've also done
a little research.

190
00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:28,154
Did you know that the cleanest
restroom in California

191
00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,824
is actually at a Mobil
station in Barstow?

192
00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:32,692
Well, doesn't
everybody know that?

193
00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,494
Come on, let's do it!
Let's go!

194
00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:36,830
I'll miss you.

195
00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:38,898
I will miss you more.

196
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,000
Oh, come on.

197
00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:42,435
Hold up, hold up.

198
00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:44,270
Come on!
One more.

199
00:11:44,376 --> 00:11:45,601
Ah, you're killing me.

200
00:11:45,671 --> 00:11:47,172
Okay! Okay, okay.

201
00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,243
Let's do it.

202
00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:00,487
Next stop -- Vegas.

203
00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:54,240
I love weddings.
They are so romantic.

204
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:56,242
Hey, remember when we all
dressed up as brides

205
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:57,544
in the seventh grade?

206
00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:58,978
Yeah.

207
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,446
And now I get to do it for real.

208
00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:03,583
Have you thought
about your dress?

209
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:07,120
Are you kidding? I've got 60
back issues of Bride magazine.

210
00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:09,189
You know, Zack's even more
excited than I am.

211
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,024
He can't talk
about anything else.

212
00:13:11,143 --> 00:13:12,492
So, whoa, whoa, whoa.

213
00:13:12,570 --> 00:13:14,928
You're tellin' me that
Jean Claude Van Damme

214
00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:17,830
is tougher than Steven
Seagal? No way.

215
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:20,433
Van Damme could
take out a whole army.

216
00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:21,888
And Steven Seagal can't?

217
00:13:22,005 --> 00:13:23,957
Hey, guys, you know who's
a lot tougher than he looks?

218
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:25,538
Martin Short.

219
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:28,975
All right.
All right, all right.

220
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,477
Forget tough guys.
Best baseball player.

221
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,912
Barry Bonds.

222
00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:34,514
There you go.
That's right.

223
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,349
Best American chess player.

224
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,385
Then I'd like curtains
in the kitchen

225
00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,955
and little pots on the window
sill, all filled with flowers.

226
00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:44,691
Kelly, that is so<i> Brady Bunch.</i>

227
00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:46,326
I know.
I love that house.

228
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,663
Best<i> Sports Illustrated</i>
swimsuit model:

229
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,532
Elle Macpherson.

230
00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:54,334
Yeah.

231
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:55,802
This is great, man.

232
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:58,071
You're gonna ruin it all
by gettin' married, Zack.

233
00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,607
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just drive, Slater, will ya?

234
00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:02,141
Hey, you know what?

235
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,344
What do you say
we three bachelors

236
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:07,547
drive down to Mexico and all
go fishin' for the week, huh?

237
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,715
Huh?

238
00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:10,483
Oh, no.
Where are the girls?

239
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:11,784
I mean, do you see them?

240
00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:13,553
No, they're not
anywhere behind us.

241
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:14,988
Pull over, Slater.

242
00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:16,456
Great, man.

243
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:19,158
We're two miles out of L.A.,
and we've already lost the girls.

244
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:23,496
Hello?

245
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,498
<i>Hello? Where are you?</i>

246
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:27,834
We're on the Santa Monica
Freeway going east.

247
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,135
Where are you?

248
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:32,038
Well, we're sitting here on the
side of the road waiting for you.

249
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,007
Listen, if you girls
can't keep up--

250
00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:37,076
Hey, we girls
are perfectly capable

251
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:40,713
of driving to Las Vegas without you
having to lead us there by the nose.

252
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,449
<i>In fact, I'll bet you dinner
we'll beat you there.</i>

253
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,585
Oh, you're on.

254
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:52,659
Hey, guys,

255
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,427
they bet us they'd
beat us to Vegas.

256
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:55,928
Let's go!

257
00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:08,908
How'd we get so far
from the highway?

258
00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:14,480
I don't believe this.

259
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,983
I can't get anything.
We're too far out.

260
00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:19,285
Great. The car's broken down,

261
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,321
we're in the middle of nowhere,
the heat is stifling.

262
00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:22,989
I'm low on lip gloss.

263
00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:24,457
Take it easy, Lisa.

264
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,859
I'm sure Zack
will be by to save us.

265
00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:30,096
Oh, boy, you really <i>are</i> in love.

266
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:55,521
Zack, your stupid shortcut isn't
anywhere near the main highway.

267
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:58,157
That's why they call it
a shortcut, Slater.

268
00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:00,293
No girl's gonna beat me
to Las Vegas.

269
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,829
That's the spirit.
Step on it, Zack.

270
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,303
Slow down, Zack.

271
00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:47,507
- Hi there.
- Hi there.

272
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:51,210
So, uh... what's
the problem, officer?

273
00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:55,515
Well, you boys have been
speedin' through my county.

274
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,784
Mmm, I hate that.

275
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:01,254
Nobody speeds through my
county and gets away with it.

276
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:21,641
You know, now that you
mention it, I guess...

277
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:24,043
I guess I was
goin' a tad too fast.

278
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,214
A tad.

279
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:31,017
I had you boys clocked
at 85 miles an hour.

280
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,152
That's 20 over the speed limit.

281
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:37,657
Have you any idea how long
it takes to stop a vehicle

282
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:40,526
goin' 85 miles an hour?

283
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,929
732 feet, sir.

284
00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:44,931
You tryin' to be funny, boy?

285
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:48,367
No, sir, I was just usin' the standard
formula of eight feet a second.

286
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,902
Drop it, Screech.

287
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,672
License and registration.

288
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,608
Where you boys from?

289
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,443
Los Angeles.

290
00:17:57,777 --> 00:18:00,413
You see, sir, I'm on my way
to get married in Las Vegas.

291
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:02,915
My fiancée's waiting,
so if you can give me my ticket,

292
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:04,283
we'll be on our way.

293
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:06,118
Los Angeles, huh?

294
00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:07,820
Did you ever, uh...

295
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:11,390
Did you ever meet that girl,
that girl who plays Blossom?

296
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,693
No.

297
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:16,762
Good actress. Can't
dance worth a lick, though.

298
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,764
Why in the world
they let that girl dance

299
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,067
at the beginnin' of
every show is beyond me.

300
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,369
Yeah, well, uh...

301
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:26,405
We'll talk to them when
we get back to L.A.

302
00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:28,774
You do that.
Where's your registration?

303
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,109
You know what?
I'm sorry, sir,

304
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,878
but I must have lost it.

305
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:34,780
You lost your registration?

306
00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:37,750
Ohhh...

307
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,220
Oh, that is a no-no.

308
00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:44,657
That is a big no-no.

309
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:47,426
- That's bad?
- Oh, very bad.

310
00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:49,929
I'm gonna have to
run you boys' plates.

311
00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:51,831
You wait right here.

312
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,235
How could you lose
your registration?

313
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,771
I don't know! I was cleaning out
my glove compartment last week.

314
00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:00,473
I must have thrown it
out by accident.

315
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,776
I keep the registration for my
bike pinned to my underwear.

316
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,611
Why didn't I think of that?

317
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:06,679
Yep.

318
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,314
<i>Sending a roger.</i>

319
00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:15,521
Well...

320
00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:20,493
There's good news,
and there's bad news.

321
00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:22,695
What's the bad news?

322
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:25,731
Bad news is, this car's
shown up stolen.

323
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:26,999
What?!

324
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,501
Mm-hmm.
No, no, that's impossible.

325
00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:30,269
You callin' me a liar, boy?

326
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:31,704
No.

327
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:34,273
No, sir, I just think
there's some kind of mistake,

328
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,609
- because I cleaned out this--
- I don't think so.

329
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,945
I'm gonna have to
take you boys in.

330
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:40,780
Oh, geez.

331
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,148
Well, what's the good news?

332
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:45,384
Oh, the good news is my
wife's makin' pot roast for dinner.

333
00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:51,457
Okay, boys, just get
out of the car now.

334
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,260
Slow.
Real slow.

335
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,139
Is this really necessary?

336
00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:09,675
Don't tell me how to do my job.

337
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:11,277
I hate that.

338
00:20:15,328 --> 00:20:16,699
Will you stand still?

339
00:20:16,808 --> 00:20:18,317
Oh. Sorry.

340
00:20:18,484 --> 00:20:20,653
I'm just a little ticklish.
I get it from my dad.

341
00:20:20,786 --> 00:20:22,822
He can't even scrub himself
in the shower without laughing.

342
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:25,491
You have the right
to remain silent.

343
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:28,060
I do wish you would.

344
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:31,797
What's this?

345
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,133
Oh, that?
That's a Pez dispenser.

346
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:35,968
You want one?
It's cherry.

347
00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:37,637
Are you tryin' to bribe me, son?

348
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,872
Uh, sir, sir? Please
don't pay attention to him.

349
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:41,874
You see, as a child,
he was dropped on his head.

350
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:43,242
Repeatedly.

351
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:46,379
Well, I'm gonna have
to cuff you boys.

352
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,848
It's just procedure.

353
00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:54,854
I hope Zack isn't
worried about us.

354
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:57,657
The worst part about this
is I owe him a dinner.

355
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,793
Hey, someone's coming.

356
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:04,597
Hey, over here!

357
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,098
Over here!

358
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,336
Uh, look at him, Kelly.

359
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:13,472
He looks like some kind
of grungy hippy.

360
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,242
Lisa, he's the first human
being we've seen in an hour.

361
00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:20,680
Looks like you girls
could use some help.

362
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:22,982
No, we'll be fine without you.

363
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:24,950
In fact, we're
enjoying the scenery.

364
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,952
Uh, don't listen to her.

365
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:29,789
Actually, we're stuck here, and
we'd really appreciate some help.

366
00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:31,223
Sure.

367
00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:32,792
I'm Curt Martin.

368
00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:36,228
I'm Kelly.
She's Lisa.

369
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:41,400
Um, what are you doing out
here in the middle of nowhere,

370
00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:43,069
if I can ask?

371
00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:44,704
You can ask.

372
00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:48,207
I teach school at the Indian
reservation a couple of miles from here.

373
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,777
Never thought a yuppie car
like this would break down.

374
00:21:52,511 --> 00:21:53,813
Yuppie car?

375
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,881
Excuse me, but
what do you drive,

376
00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:59,819
a VW van with flowers and
peace signs painted all over it?

377
00:22:00,219 --> 00:22:01,721
I don't own a car.

378
00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:04,190
I get by fine without
material things.

379
00:22:05,691 --> 00:22:07,359
Including a comb.

380
00:22:08,594 --> 00:22:09,795
So, uh,

381
00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:11,831
what do you think's
wrong with the car?

382
00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:14,400
Fan belt broke
and overheated the radiator.

383
00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:16,268
Can you fix it?

384
00:22:16,635 --> 00:22:19,305
Maybe. I'm gonna
need your belt.

385
00:22:21,373 --> 00:22:23,642
No way. This is
an Italian import.

386
00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:25,344
Lisa, will you give it to him?

387
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:27,213
We wanna get out
of here, don't we?

388
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:28,748
Come on.

389
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:57,943
All right, boys, you go right on
through there and stand on the side.

390
00:23:01,647 --> 00:23:03,649
Suspicion of grand theft auto.

391
00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:05,284
Book 'em, Dano.

392
00:23:06,318 --> 00:23:07,887
Yes, sir.

393
00:23:09,488 --> 00:23:10,823
Start it up.

394
00:23:15,861 --> 00:23:17,897
I'm gonna need that
water for the radiator.

395
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:18,998
All of it?

396
00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:20,166
Yeah.

397
00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:22,201
Yuppie car needs yuppie water.

398
00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:24,770
Careful, that stuff's
eight bucks a gallon.

399
00:23:25,704 --> 00:23:27,206
I think it's gonna work.

400
00:23:27,506 --> 00:23:29,175
It'll at least get us to Vegas.

401
00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:32,111
Us?

402
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:33,279
Yeah.

403
00:23:33,445 --> 00:23:36,015
I was on my way to the highway
to hitch a ride when I met you.

404
00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:38,651
Well, we'll take you.
It's the least we can do.

405
00:23:40,452 --> 00:23:42,188
What's in Las Vegas?

406
00:23:42,321 --> 00:23:45,291
I work in a hotel part of
the year to make ends meet.

407
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:47,693
Appreciate the ride.

408
00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:51,664
Now we can get
to know each other.

409
00:23:52,031 --> 00:23:54,099
You, sit in the back.

410
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:56,468
Is she always this friendly?

411
00:24:30,336 --> 00:24:32,972
Mr. Dano, sir.
Can I call you Dano?

412
00:24:33,405 --> 00:24:36,442
Sir, this is one big mistake.

413
00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:38,577
That's right. We are
not car thieves, sir.

414
00:24:38,744 --> 00:24:40,713
We've never done
anything wrong in our lives.

415
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:44,049
Well, okay, okay. One time, we
cheated on a philosophy test, but...

416
00:24:44,216 --> 00:24:46,418
You know, you have
the right to a lawyer.

417
00:24:46,585 --> 00:24:48,487
How we gonna find
a lawyer out here?

418
00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:51,590
Don't worry, guys, I took a
semester of pre-law in high school.

419
00:24:51,891 --> 00:24:54,426
Do you know the words
"due process"?

420
00:24:54,593 --> 00:24:56,495
Do you know the words "Shut up"?

421
00:24:56,662 --> 00:24:58,597
Yes, sir. I hear
them every day.

422
00:24:58,764 --> 00:25:03,068
Well, I've got some more good
news and some more bad news.

423
00:25:03,235 --> 00:25:04,603
And the bad news being?

424
00:25:04,770 --> 00:25:07,006
The bad news is the car's
reported stolen

425
00:25:07,139 --> 00:25:09,541
and you boys fit the
description of the three suspects.

426
00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:10,776
Oh...

427
00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:12,044
And the good news?

428
00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:14,813
Oh, the good news is that
we transferred some prisoners,

429
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:17,249
so there's room
in the jail.

430
00:25:17,383 --> 00:25:18,717
You're gonna put us in jail?

431
00:25:18,790 --> 00:25:20,158
Lock 'em up, Dano.

432
00:25:21,487 --> 00:25:24,623
I guess I can kiss that summer
job with the FBI goodbye.

433
00:25:30,329 --> 00:25:33,499
Wow! I can't believe
we're in the big house.

434
00:25:33,632 --> 00:25:35,134
Shut up, Screech.

435
00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:36,535
Man, I gotta get out of here.

436
00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:38,604
I'm supposed to get
married. I can't be in jail.

437
00:25:38,771 --> 00:25:40,973
Hey, marriage<i> is</i> jail, buddy.

438
00:25:41,340 --> 00:25:43,509
Hey, you guys wanna
keep it quiet over there?

439
00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:45,644
I'm tryin' to work on a sonnet.

440
00:25:53,919 --> 00:25:55,788
He's very rude, isn't he?

441
00:25:55,955 --> 00:25:57,556
Yeah, you try tellin' him that.

442
00:25:57,723 --> 00:25:59,024
What are you fellas in for?

443
00:25:59,158 --> 00:26:00,926
Nothing.
It's a big mistake.

444
00:26:01,093 --> 00:26:02,194
Me, too.

445
00:26:02,361 --> 00:26:03,996
What'd they get you for?

446
00:26:04,196 --> 00:26:06,065
I went for a drive with my wife.

447
00:26:06,198 --> 00:26:07,499
Is that a crime?

448
00:26:07,666 --> 00:26:08,801
Of course not.

449
00:26:08,968 --> 00:26:10,336
They arrested you for that?

450
00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:11,937
What'd your wife say?

451
00:26:12,104 --> 00:26:13,439
Nothing.

452
00:26:13,706 --> 00:26:15,709
She was in the trunk.

453
00:26:15,894 --> 00:26:19,219
Ha ha ha ha ha!

454
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:22,014
And they call<i> me</i> a psycho.

455
00:26:26,185 --> 00:26:28,754
Zack, I'm scared.

456
00:27:06,759 --> 00:27:08,093
Oh, Lisa.

457
00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:09,995
I don't believe this place!

458
00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:12,197
All the lights, all the people!

459
00:27:12,364 --> 00:27:13,732
This is so exciting.

460
00:27:13,899 --> 00:27:15,868
Yes, the town that never sleeps.

461
00:27:15,956 --> 00:27:17,324
Thanks for the ride, girls.

462
00:27:17,373 --> 00:27:19,375
Oh, thanks for fixing our car.

463
00:27:19,666 --> 00:27:21,200
Great talkin' to you, Lisa.

464
00:27:21,407 --> 00:27:23,542
I'm sure we'll be
seein' more of each other.

465
00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,512
Don't count on it.

466
00:27:26,678 --> 00:27:28,313
I think he likes you.

467
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:29,982
Please, spare me.

468
00:27:33,952 --> 00:27:36,121
Are you sure Zack
Morris hasn't checked in?

469
00:27:37,790 --> 00:27:39,758
Sorry, but he
hasn't checked in yet.

470
00:27:39,925 --> 00:27:42,127
I'll get someone to help
you to your room.

471
00:27:42,294 --> 00:27:44,096
- Okay.
- Thank you.

472
00:27:45,297 --> 00:27:47,499
Hey, long time no see.

473
00:27:47,766 --> 00:27:49,535
What are you doing here?

474
00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,103
Just earning a livin'.

475
00:27:52,271 --> 00:27:54,173
I bet you girls are big tippers.

476
00:27:57,876 --> 00:27:59,645
So, where is Zack?

477
00:28:00,045 --> 00:28:02,114
I'll bet he's getting cold feet.

478
00:28:02,281 --> 00:28:04,917
Lisa, will you stop it?
You're making me nervous.

479
00:28:05,084 --> 00:28:07,619
Zack has become a whole
new person since we fell in love.

480
00:28:07,753 --> 00:28:10,122
He's mature and responsible.

481
00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:24,603
Screech, could you
please stop that?

482
00:28:24,736 --> 00:28:26,305
Hey, I like it.

483
00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:29,074
Now, you play it again, Screech.

484
00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:30,776
Thanks, Ray.

485
00:28:33,912 --> 00:28:35,514
Anyone want to dance?

486
00:28:36,882 --> 00:28:39,017
Now,<i> he</i> scares me.

487
00:28:47,893 --> 00:28:50,596
Well, I just got
the word from Sacramento.

488
00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:54,333
I guess that was your
car after all.

489
00:28:54,397 --> 00:28:56,606
That's what I've been trying
to tell you all along, Sheriff.

490
00:28:56,668 --> 00:28:57,777
We're innocent.

491
00:28:57,848 --> 00:28:58,889
What about me?

492
00:28:58,971 --> 00:29:00,706
You punched out an ATM machine.

493
00:29:00,839 --> 00:29:02,574
That's a big no-no.

494
00:29:02,841 --> 00:29:04,743
I'm surprised, Ray.

495
00:29:04,877 --> 00:29:06,912
That's a big, big no-no.

496
00:29:07,045 --> 00:29:09,748
Please, don't help me
out with my no-nos.

497
00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:11,216
So we can go, right?

498
00:29:11,383 --> 00:29:13,285
Mmm? Oh. Yeah.

499
00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:16,054
Right after you appear in
court on your speeding violation.

500
00:29:16,221 --> 00:29:17,756
Court? I can't
appear in court.

501
00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:19,658
I have to get to Las Vegas
to get married.

502
00:29:19,791 --> 00:29:21,226
Can't he just pay a fine?

503
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,229
We don't do that kind
of thing in this county.

504
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:27,933
'Course, I... might be able
to pull some strings.

505
00:29:28,066 --> 00:29:29,401
Gonna cost you, though.

506
00:29:29,568 --> 00:29:30,869
How much?

507
00:29:31,003 --> 00:29:32,371
How much you got?

508
00:29:32,538 --> 00:29:34,606
A lot.
Zack has $1,200!

509
00:29:34,740 --> 00:29:35,874
Screech!

510
00:29:36,008 --> 00:29:39,344
Well, is that a
coincidence or what?

511
00:29:39,511 --> 00:29:40,579
Ha ha ha!

512
00:29:40,746 --> 00:29:42,314
That's exactly what it costs.

513
00:29:42,481 --> 00:29:44,116
C'mon, Sheriff,
you can't do this.

514
00:29:44,249 --> 00:29:48,453
Well, you could spend your
honeymoon in here with Herb and Ray.

515
00:29:49,588 --> 00:29:51,123
Do it, Zack!

516
00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:52,925
There's no price
for freedom, man.

517
00:29:53,091 --> 00:29:55,727
Sure, there is, Ray.
1,200 bucks.

518
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,669
So, Screech, where can
I reach you, man?

519
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,204
I'm in the book, Ray.

520
00:30:06,171 --> 00:30:07,973
Ooh! Ahh...

521
00:30:15,948 --> 00:30:17,549
Look at that.

522
00:30:17,716 --> 00:30:19,651
The Considine Diamond.

523
00:30:19,952 --> 00:30:21,920
That's four million dollars.

524
00:30:22,087 --> 00:30:24,323
I think I'll wait till the
after-Christmas sale.

525
00:30:24,456 --> 00:30:26,024
Someone's actually
gonna buy this?

526
00:30:26,191 --> 00:30:28,026
Yes. My future husband.

527
00:30:29,474 --> 00:30:30,678
Hey, let's not
wait for the guys.

528
00:30:30,732 --> 00:30:32,209
Let's have some fun on our own.

529
00:30:32,391 --> 00:30:33,559
All right.

530
00:30:33,732 --> 00:30:35,033
What do you have in mind?

531
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,503
How would you like your
wedding present right now?

532
00:31:31,123 --> 00:31:32,591
All right, guys, now, remember,

533
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:34,826
not a word to Kelly
about what happened.

534
00:31:34,993 --> 00:31:36,895
I mean, if she knew that
our $1,200 wedding stash

535
00:31:37,062 --> 00:31:39,164
is now 43 bucks, she'd kill me.

536
00:31:39,331 --> 00:31:41,800
So, what kind of wedding are
you gonna have for 43 bucks?

537
00:31:41,967 --> 00:31:44,069
Guess you're gonna have to
cut back on the ice sculptures.

538
00:31:44,202 --> 00:31:47,105
Oh, well, thank you,
Mr. "Zack's got $1,200!"

539
00:31:47,272 --> 00:31:49,041
Now, all I need to do
is just stall Kelly

540
00:31:49,207 --> 00:31:51,243
so I can raise enough
money for the wedding.

541
00:32:07,326 --> 00:32:08,694
What's that look for?

542
00:32:08,827 --> 00:32:09,961
I'm in love.

543
00:32:10,128 --> 00:32:11,363
Yeah, so what else is new?

544
00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:12,564
Zack!

545
00:32:12,731 --> 00:32:14,066
Hey, Kelly!

546
00:32:14,232 --> 00:32:16,001
Hey!

547
00:32:16,134 --> 00:32:17,536
You made it!

548
00:32:17,669 --> 00:32:19,671
Of course.
We're sorry we're late.

549
00:32:19,805 --> 00:32:21,239
We just got stopped for speeding

550
00:32:21,406 --> 00:32:23,208
and we were hassled
by some country sheriff.

551
00:32:23,342 --> 00:32:26,678
But, hey, nothing's gonna
stop me from getting married.

552
00:32:26,845 --> 00:32:29,047
Oh, Zack, this town
is such a rush.

553
00:32:29,181 --> 00:32:30,749
I can't wait to start
planning the wedding.

554
00:32:30,882 --> 00:32:33,819
I have so many ideas. That
$1,200 is gonna go really fast.

555
00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:36,188
You have no idea.

556
00:32:36,321 --> 00:32:37,889
Hey, we're gonna
go get something to eat.

557
00:32:38,056 --> 00:32:39,224
You owe me dinner, remember?

558
00:32:39,358 --> 00:32:40,959
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How could I forget?

559
00:32:41,093 --> 00:32:42,227
You know, I'm not that hungry.

560
00:32:42,361 --> 00:32:44,429
They fed us pretty well
in the slammer. Uhh!

561
00:32:44,596 --> 00:32:45,697
What?

562
00:32:45,831 --> 00:32:49,701
Uh, The Slammer. It was this
funky Tex-Mex place in Barstow.

563
00:32:49,868 --> 00:32:51,536
Listen, you girls get started.

564
00:32:51,703 --> 00:32:53,772
We'll just check in. We'll
meet you in the restaurant.

565
00:32:53,905 --> 00:32:55,540
Okay.
See you later.

566
00:33:00,879 --> 00:33:03,048
Guys, I gotta make
some money, and fast.

567
00:33:03,448 --> 00:33:04,983
Hey, why don't you try
your luck at the tables?

568
00:33:05,117 --> 00:33:06,785
Zack, you only have 40 bucks.

569
00:33:06,952 --> 00:33:09,020
If you lose that, you won't be
able to afford lunch with Kelly.

570
00:33:09,121 --> 00:33:10,655
And then she'd really
get suspicious.

571
00:33:10,789 --> 00:33:12,157
See, man?
He's got a point.

572
00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:14,860
You know what? I have some
friends who made big money

573
00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:16,895
last summer caddying
for businessmen.

574
00:33:17,062 --> 00:33:19,164
All you gotta do is carry their
clubs, keep their scores low.

575
00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:21,166
You can make a couple
hundred a day on tips.

576
00:33:21,294 --> 00:33:23,172
Hey, if we all do that
and pool our money together,

577
00:33:23,261 --> 00:33:24,940
you can make your
1,200 back in no time.

578
00:33:25,036 --> 00:33:27,472
- Yeah.
- Yeah! Yeah, sounds good.

579
00:33:27,639 --> 00:33:29,708
All right, gentlemen,
let's hit the links.

580
00:33:29,875 --> 00:33:31,143
Yes.

581
00:33:31,910 --> 00:33:33,712
Remember, stay cool.

582
00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:35,080
No problem.

583
00:33:35,247 --> 00:33:37,048
We'll have
that money in no time.

584
00:33:37,215 --> 00:33:38,717
Guys, here they come.

585
00:33:40,786 --> 00:33:42,988
You guys ever caddy
this course before?

586
00:33:43,121 --> 00:33:46,258
Oh... yes, sir.
Many times.

587
00:33:46,391 --> 00:33:48,026
I'll take him.

588
00:33:49,394 --> 00:33:54,232
Listen. We're playin'
for big money, kid.

589
00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:57,335
So I want every
advantage I can get.

590
00:33:57,502 --> 00:33:58,637
You get my drift?

591
00:33:58,804 --> 00:34:00,839
Drift well taken, sir.

592
00:34:00,972 --> 00:34:02,407
Ooh.

593
00:34:05,977 --> 00:34:08,914
Do you know anything
about reading greens?

594
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,450
Well, I've cut a lot
of lawns in my time.

595
00:34:14,853 --> 00:34:17,055
- So, I guess it's me and you.
- Yep.

596
00:34:17,189 --> 00:34:19,858
- Can you swim?
- Why?

597
00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:40,479
Uh! Oh...
this water's gross!

598
00:34:45,550 --> 00:34:47,519
Whoa!

599
00:35:01,132 --> 00:35:02,567
Yes!

600
00:35:10,208 --> 00:35:12,244
Oh!
Good shot, sir.

601
00:35:12,410 --> 00:35:14,679
That was a piece
of grass, you idiot!

602
00:35:14,846 --> 00:35:16,548
Can't you keep quiet?

603
00:35:16,848 --> 00:35:18,083
Sorry.

604
00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:25,357
Stop!

605
00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:29,594
What? What?

606
00:35:30,061 --> 00:35:31,796
Oh, there was a ladybug
on your ball, sir.

607
00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:33,598
I didn't want you to kill it.

608
00:35:51,783 --> 00:35:52,951
Yech!

609
00:35:53,785 --> 00:35:54,986
Eww.

610
00:35:59,791 --> 00:36:01,960
- I'm all out of balls.
- No kidding.

611
00:36:02,127 --> 00:36:04,729
Run down to the pro shop
and buy me a dozen.

612
00:36:08,967 --> 00:36:11,336
<i>St. John party, please
check in at the Pro Shop.</i>

613
00:36:11,469 --> 00:36:14,372
<i>St. John Party,
to the Pro Shop, please.</i>

614
00:36:15,540 --> 00:36:16,608
Hey.

615
00:36:16,775 --> 00:36:18,710
I saw you in the lobby
last night.

616
00:36:19,544 --> 00:36:20,879
So, you work here?

617
00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:23,348
Uh, yeah. Yeah,
I manage the Pro Shop.

618
00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:25,517
I'm A.C. Slater.

619
00:36:25,884 --> 00:36:27,152
Carla.

620
00:36:27,586 --> 00:36:31,289
Well, Carla, I know we just met, but
I'm gonna be in town for a few days.

621
00:36:31,456 --> 00:36:33,491
Maybe we can get
together sometime.

622
00:36:33,658 --> 00:36:37,495
Um... thanks, but
I don't think so.

623
00:36:38,997 --> 00:36:40,465
Will this be all?

624
00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:42,200
For now.

625
00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:50,742
Where are those caddies?

626
00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,177
Zack, help!

627
00:36:52,310 --> 00:36:53,345
Screech, slow down!

628
00:36:53,511 --> 00:36:55,180
I can't!
The pedal's stuck!

629
00:36:55,221 --> 00:36:56,496
Well, take your foot
off the pedal!

630
00:36:56,593 --> 00:36:57,871
I did.
It's still stuck!

631
00:36:57,953 --> 00:36:59,089
Put your foot on the brake!

632
00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:00,485
It's not working, either.

633
00:37:00,652 --> 00:37:02,621
- Watch out for the tree.
- Tree?!

634
00:37:03,855 --> 00:37:05,223
Screech, put your--

635
00:37:06,825 --> 00:37:08,927
I'm trying, Zack,
but I'm scared!

636
00:37:09,094 --> 00:37:11,096
Don't be scared, buddy,
just grab my hand.

637
00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:13,131
I can't, Zack,
it's going too fast.

638
00:37:13,298 --> 00:37:15,033
Jump over here.
Jump on my cart.

639
00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:16,735
All right, I'm next to you.
Reach my hand.

640
00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:18,069
Come on! Come on!

641
00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:19,838
All right, jump
in here, Screech!

642
00:37:20,105 --> 00:37:22,607
Screech, bail!

643
00:37:28,380 --> 00:37:31,416
That's $1,000 worth
of clubs, you morons!

644
00:37:31,616 --> 00:37:33,752
You will never caddy
again in this country!

645
00:37:33,885 --> 00:37:35,020
You're fired!

646
00:37:35,153 --> 00:37:37,455
And you can tell that
other jerk he's fired, too.

647
00:37:39,724 --> 00:37:40,959
Come on.

648
00:39:09,481 --> 00:39:11,349
Oh, that feels great!

649
00:39:12,150 --> 00:39:13,685
Has anyone seen my nose plugs?

650
00:39:15,286 --> 00:39:17,489
We haven't had this
much fun since high school.

651
00:39:17,622 --> 00:39:20,091
Yeah, and then you guys are
gonna go off and get married.

652
00:39:20,258 --> 00:39:21,359
Hey.

653
00:39:21,526 --> 00:39:23,495
I know.

654
00:39:23,928 --> 00:39:25,530
Did I ever tell you I love you?

655
00:39:25,663 --> 00:39:28,466
Oh, not in the last,
mmm... seven minutes.

656
00:39:31,786 --> 00:39:33,266
Oh, I called
the wedding coordinator.

657
00:39:33,338 --> 00:39:34,873
We're gonna meet her
tomorrow at 10.

658
00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:37,609
I think it's gonna be really
nice if we just stretch our money.

659
00:39:37,742 --> 00:39:39,744
Right.

660
00:39:39,911 --> 00:39:41,379
What money?

661
00:40:02,033 --> 00:40:03,401
Excuse me.

662
00:40:08,439 --> 00:40:09,874
You're in my lounge.

663
00:40:10,041 --> 00:40:11,843
Well, there's plenty
of room for two.

664
00:40:16,781 --> 00:40:21,152
Sorry I was so, uh, abrupt
at the golf course.

665
00:40:21,286 --> 00:40:22,353
No problem.

666
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:23,888
I like a challenge.

667
00:40:24,189 --> 00:40:25,757
Well, that's good to know.

668
00:40:26,858 --> 00:40:30,261
So, it must be pretty exciting
living here in Las Vegas, huh?

669
00:40:30,461 --> 00:40:32,197
Yeah, yeah.

670
00:40:32,463 --> 00:40:34,132
Sometimes a little too exciting.

671
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:35,533
What do you mean?

672
00:40:36,467 --> 00:40:37,769
That's enough about me.

673
00:40:37,902 --> 00:40:39,437
Tell me about you.

674
00:40:41,372 --> 00:40:42,807
There you go.

675
00:40:43,174 --> 00:40:44,976
Oh, Screech, I don't
know what to do.

676
00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:47,979
Oh, definitely go with
the bananas and the nachos.

677
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:50,148
I'm not talkin'
about the food, idiot.

678
00:40:50,315 --> 00:40:51,482
I'm talkin' about Kelly.

679
00:40:51,649 --> 00:40:54,018
She wants to get married in two
days, and I'm completely broke.

680
00:40:54,185 --> 00:40:56,855
You know, I couldn't
help but overhearing.

681
00:40:57,021 --> 00:41:00,391
I tried not to hear, but the
words went right into my ear,

682
00:41:00,558 --> 00:41:02,026
slammed against the ear drum.

683
00:41:02,122 --> 00:41:03,287
I don't know, it's a curse.

684
00:41:03,374 --> 00:41:05,476
Anyway, I'd like to help
the two of you out.

685
00:41:05,697 --> 00:41:08,066
Have you two very
nice-looking gentlemen

686
00:41:08,199 --> 00:41:12,971
ever considered a career in the
exciting and challenging field of, uh...

687
00:41:14,272 --> 00:41:15,773
male escorts?

688
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,443
Actually... no.

689
00:41:18,576 --> 00:41:22,614
Yeah, it's funny how you never see
a male escort booth on career day.

690
00:41:22,780 --> 00:41:25,950
- Uh, thanks, but no, thanks.
- Here you go, guys.

691
00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:29,654
Look, it's strictly
on the up-and-up.

692
00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:31,322
You meet very nice people.

693
00:41:31,456 --> 00:41:32,724
I said we're not interested.

694
00:41:32,857 --> 00:41:34,392
Okay, suit yourself.

695
00:41:34,559 --> 00:41:36,594
Starting salary is $200 a date.

696
00:41:36,761 --> 00:41:39,197
I'm Zack Morris. This
is Screech Powers.

697
00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:41,666
And I'm Bert.
Bert Banner.

698
00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:44,836
But you can call me Bert Banner.

699
00:41:45,203 --> 00:41:46,905
Oh, look at the two of you.

700
00:41:47,071 --> 00:41:49,974
I bet you have to fight
the women off with a stick.

701
00:41:50,308 --> 00:41:53,611
Well, with me, it's actually
more like a twig.

702
00:41:56,114 --> 00:41:57,181
You're funny!

703
00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:59,550
You're funny, and I like funny.

704
00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:02,587
Look, this is a legitimate
operation I'm running here.

705
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:05,623
There's no, uh, you know,
hanky-panky going on.

706
00:42:05,790 --> 00:42:10,194
It's just nice women who want nice
young men to show 'em around town.

707
00:42:10,328 --> 00:42:11,696
When do you want to start?

708
00:42:11,729 --> 00:42:12,931
The sooner, the better.

709
00:42:13,064 --> 00:42:14,832
That's what I wanna hear.

710
00:42:14,999 --> 00:42:16,567
When I get through
with the two of you,

711
00:42:16,701 --> 00:42:19,871
you're gonna be smooth,
suave, and sophisticated.

712
00:42:20,705 --> 00:42:22,206
Pickle?

713
00:42:27,111 --> 00:42:28,546
So, how about dinner?

714
00:42:29,013 --> 00:42:30,381
Um...

715
00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:33,084
I'm not so sure
that's a good idea.

716
00:42:33,284 --> 00:42:35,787
Come on, are you kiddin'?
It's a great idea.

717
00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:39,490
Okay.

718
00:42:39,610 --> 00:42:41,211
Okay. You're on.

719
00:42:41,355 --> 00:42:42,623
All right.

720
00:42:48,199 --> 00:42:49,434
We've got--

721
00:42:50,635 --> 00:42:52,337
We'd better keep
our eyes on this guy.

722
00:42:52,470 --> 00:42:54,005
You're right.
He could be trouble.

723
00:42:54,138 --> 00:42:55,673
All right, let's go.
Come on.

724
00:43:02,180 --> 00:43:04,615
Ooh, I like that
floral arrangement.

725
00:43:04,749 --> 00:43:07,719
Oh, and of course, we can
color-coordinate that with the table cloth.

726
00:43:07,852 --> 00:43:12,023
Oh! Kelly, I have found the
perfect wedding gown. Look at that.

727
00:43:12,156 --> 00:43:14,158
Oh, you've got great taste.

728
00:43:14,359 --> 00:43:16,894
Now, that dress is $3,000.

729
00:43:17,161 --> 00:43:18,763
Thanks again, Lisa.

730
00:43:18,896 --> 00:43:20,198
Ohhh...

731
00:43:20,365 --> 00:43:21,632
sorry.

732
00:43:22,633 --> 00:43:23,968
Hey, where is Zack?

733
00:43:24,102 --> 00:43:25,737
He was supposed to
be here at 10.

734
00:43:25,903 --> 00:43:27,238
He'll be here.

735
00:43:27,572 --> 00:43:29,941
I don't know, Kelly. He
might be changing his mind.

736
00:43:30,074 --> 00:43:31,909
After all, he is Zack.

737
00:43:32,043 --> 00:43:33,644
Thanks for the reminder.

738
00:43:33,811 --> 00:43:37,415
Look, if Zack isn't here, I'm
sure he's got a very good reason.

739
00:43:37,548 --> 00:43:40,451
A, E,

740
00:43:40,585 --> 00:43:44,622
I, O, U.

741
00:43:44,789 --> 00:43:46,624
How now

742
00:43:46,758 --> 00:43:49,060
brown cow?

743
00:43:49,694 --> 00:43:50,795
Perfect.

744
00:43:50,962 --> 00:43:52,930
You guys were born for this!

745
00:43:53,097 --> 00:43:54,899
I knew I was born for something!

746
00:43:55,066 --> 00:43:56,534
Well...

747
00:43:56,701 --> 00:43:59,937
Now that we've mastered
posture and diction,

748
00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:02,707
let's go over our manners.

749
00:44:03,107 --> 00:44:05,610
What are our list of nevers?

750
00:44:05,743 --> 00:44:08,246
Uh, never talk about yourself.

751
00:44:08,379 --> 00:44:09,414
Right.

752
00:44:09,547 --> 00:44:11,082
Never pick up a check.

753
00:44:11,215 --> 00:44:12,316
Perfect!

754
00:44:12,450 --> 00:44:14,285
And that's just
good life advice.

755
00:44:14,452 --> 00:44:17,288
Never criticize, even if
she has lettuce in her teeth

756
00:44:17,455 --> 00:44:19,390
or eyeliner on her nose.

757
00:44:19,524 --> 00:44:20,725
Yes.

758
00:44:21,959 --> 00:44:25,596
And never sneeze in her salad.

759
00:44:25,648 --> 00:44:26,654
Mmm.

760
00:44:26,732 --> 00:44:28,533
You'd be surprised
how often that happens.

761
00:44:28,699 --> 00:44:29,901
- Eww.
- Yes.

762
00:44:30,068 --> 00:44:32,203
Okay, let's have a dry run.

763
00:44:32,437 --> 00:44:34,172
Now, Screech--

764
00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:36,607
Oh, I hate that name.

765
00:44:36,774 --> 00:44:38,976
Just call me Samuel, sir.

766
00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:41,979
Samuel?
That's boring!

767
00:44:42,580 --> 00:44:44,082
Sammy.

768
00:44:44,382 --> 00:44:45,483
Sammy!

769
00:44:45,579 --> 00:44:46,646
I like it!

770
00:44:46,701 --> 00:44:48,187
Listen, sir, I'm late
for an appointment.

771
00:44:48,229 --> 00:44:49,821
- When do we start?
- Tonight.

772
00:44:49,854 --> 00:44:51,389
You're gonna be
meeting your date

773
00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:53,891
at the Top of the Strip
restaurant at 8:00,

774
00:44:54,058 --> 00:44:55,660
and be prompt.

775
00:44:55,793 --> 00:44:57,161
Yes, sir.

776
00:44:57,929 --> 00:44:59,564
Now, Sammy,

777
00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:02,733
you be outside your hotel
at 6 p.m.

778
00:45:03,034 --> 00:45:06,204
Don't forget -- 6:00.

779
00:45:06,437 --> 00:45:09,707
A pink limousine
will pick you up.

780
00:45:09,941 --> 00:45:11,409
A pink limo?

781
00:45:11,676 --> 00:45:14,378
Wow! I've arrived!

782
00:45:19,250 --> 00:45:21,519
Hi. Yeah, I know.

783
00:45:25,016 --> 00:45:26,803
Where have you been?
You're an hour late!

784
00:45:26,887 --> 00:45:28,037
I can explain.

785
00:45:28,112 --> 00:45:29,397
This oughta be good.

786
00:45:30,261 --> 00:45:32,597
I was running all around town
looking for the right tuxedo.

787
00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:34,799
I mean, you have no idea.

788
00:45:41,472 --> 00:45:43,141
What's the matter with you?

789
00:45:43,541 --> 00:45:46,144
You've been acting funny
ever since you got here.

790
00:45:46,477 --> 00:45:47,553
Is something wrong?

791
00:45:47,612 --> 00:45:49,380
No! No, of course not.

792
00:45:49,514 --> 00:45:51,849
You're not getting cold feet
about getting married, are you?

793
00:45:51,910 --> 00:45:53,483
Oh, no, please.
Don't be crazy, Kelly.

794
00:45:53,564 --> 00:45:54,732
I love you.

795
00:45:56,287 --> 00:45:58,189
Well, this is really
starting to come together.

796
00:45:58,322 --> 00:46:01,159
We can use the money we have
if we'll just be creative.

797
00:46:01,425 --> 00:46:02,860
Very creative.

798
00:46:02,927 --> 00:46:04,295
And we can get by
with finger foods --

799
00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:05,830
no one eats at
weddings anyways --

800
00:46:05,963 --> 00:46:07,632
and we can use the flowers
from a funeral

801
00:46:07,688 --> 00:46:09,107
if the florist has one that day.

802
00:46:09,162 --> 00:46:10,764
Well, let's keep a good thought.

803
00:46:10,902 --> 00:46:12,670
Oh, I almost forgot!

804
00:46:12,803 --> 00:46:14,405
I made dinner reservations
for tonight

805
00:46:14,572 --> 00:46:16,841
at the most romantic
restaurant in Las Vegas.

806
00:46:17,008 --> 00:46:18,743
- Top of the Strip.
- Oh, that's great.

807
00:46:18,976 --> 00:46:20,411
What did you say?
Top of the Strip?

808
00:46:20,545 --> 00:46:22,346
Yeah, 8:00.
Got the best table.

809
00:46:22,513 --> 00:46:23,881
8:00?

810
00:46:24,415 --> 00:46:25,750
Well...

811
00:46:26,450 --> 00:46:28,920
Kelly, that's too late to eat.

812
00:46:29,086 --> 00:46:32,356
You know, everybody knows
the real fresh food is just out by 6.

813
00:46:32,490 --> 00:46:34,492
Let's just change
our reservation to 4.

814
00:46:35,126 --> 00:46:36,561
4:00 dinner?

815
00:46:37,228 --> 00:46:38,863
Gee, that's romantic.

816
00:46:39,130 --> 00:46:41,065
What're you gonna do,
help them set the table?

817
00:46:41,232 --> 00:46:42,700
Well...

818
00:46:42,833 --> 00:46:44,368
Are you sure you're
not hiding something?

819
00:46:44,502 --> 00:46:46,070
Of course not.

820
00:46:46,637 --> 00:46:49,273
Top of the Strip, 8:00.

821
00:46:50,408 --> 00:46:51,609
Okay.

822
00:47:13,464 --> 00:47:14,632
Oh!

823
00:47:17,501 --> 00:47:18,869
Hmm.

824
00:47:20,204 --> 00:47:21,906
- Wah!
- Wooo!

825
00:47:30,414 --> 00:47:32,149
Can I give you a hand
with those, ma'am?

826
00:47:32,316 --> 00:47:33,718
You again?

827
00:47:33,884 --> 00:47:35,286
So you're a doorman now?

828
00:47:35,419 --> 00:47:37,421
Hey, I do a little bit
of everything.

829
00:47:37,555 --> 00:47:39,824
I've been employee
of the month nine times.

830
00:47:39,991 --> 00:47:42,059
That's great, because this
morning, you were a lousy waiter.

831
00:47:42,226 --> 00:47:43,628
My breakfast was cold.

832
00:47:43,794 --> 00:47:45,863
Come on, Lisa.
Give me a break.

833
00:47:46,497 --> 00:47:48,666
I get off in a while.
How about dinner?

834
00:47:49,367 --> 00:47:52,536
There's a $4.99 prime rib
dinner at the Hungry Steer.

835
00:47:54,138 --> 00:47:55,306
Really?

836
00:47:55,473 --> 00:47:58,042
Can I also hit the salad
bar and get two deserts?

837
00:47:58,209 --> 00:48:00,077
Why not?
It's only money.

838
00:48:01,445 --> 00:48:02,613
Okay.

839
00:48:02,780 --> 00:48:05,416
But promise me
you won't wear sandals.

840
00:48:07,018 --> 00:48:08,219
You're on.

841
00:48:08,819 --> 00:48:10,087
Okay.

842
00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:25,102
So, you're Sammy.

843
00:48:25,269 --> 00:48:27,171
Aren't you a cute one?

844
00:48:27,338 --> 00:48:28,739
Thank you, ma'am.

845
00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:30,641
The name's Diana, love.

846
00:48:30,808 --> 00:48:32,877
But you can call me Di.

847
00:48:34,879 --> 00:48:36,580
Mmmm.

848
00:48:36,714 --> 00:48:38,683
You smell divine.

849
00:48:38,949 --> 00:48:41,218
What's that scent
you're wearing?

850
00:48:41,385 --> 00:48:44,388
Oh, nothing. I spilled
Lavoris on my undershirt.

851
00:48:45,056 --> 00:48:46,857
It becomes you, Sammy.

852
00:48:46,991 --> 00:48:48,959
Well, thank you, Di.

853
00:48:50,161 --> 00:48:53,631
Oooh!

854
00:48:53,998 --> 00:48:57,068
You are such a hunk!

855
00:48:57,234 --> 00:48:59,470
You must live in the gym.

856
00:48:59,704 --> 00:49:01,138
No, not really.

857
00:49:01,305 --> 00:49:02,773
But I can do five pull-ups.

858
00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:04,542
Six if I get a boost.

859
00:49:05,109 --> 00:49:07,278
I'll give you a boost, Sammy.

860
00:49:09,980 --> 00:49:12,149
Oh, hey! Well!

861
00:49:12,883 --> 00:49:15,119
Well, lookie there.<i> Baywatch.</i>

862
00:49:15,252 --> 00:49:16,854
Cool! Heh.

863
00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:20,257
Uhh!

864
00:49:20,591 --> 00:49:23,327
Television's for the
masses, Sammy.

865
00:49:23,494 --> 00:49:25,896
Not for evolved people like us.

866
00:49:27,331 --> 00:49:29,100
What's your pleasure tonight?

867
00:49:29,266 --> 00:49:31,769
Chamber music?
Opera?

868
00:49:34,872 --> 00:49:38,042
Actually, I hear there's
a great video arcade downtown.

869
00:49:38,709 --> 00:49:42,446
I know!
Do you tango?

870
00:50:23,421 --> 00:50:27,691
Oh, Zack, this restaurant
is so romantic.

871
00:50:27,825 --> 00:50:30,227
Oh... yeah, right.

872
00:50:30,394 --> 00:50:32,263
Well, let's order.
Waiter! Waiter!

873
00:50:32,430 --> 00:50:34,231
Zack, what's the big rush?

874
00:50:34,365 --> 00:50:35,499
You got another date?

875
00:50:35,642 --> 00:50:37,334
Another date?

876
00:50:37,501 --> 00:50:39,370
Oh, that's--
that's a good one, Kel.

877
00:50:40,237 --> 00:50:41,705
Oh, well, uh, listen,

878
00:50:41,784 --> 00:50:42,985
I've gotta use the restroom.

879
00:50:43,111 --> 00:50:44,379
I'll be back in a jiffy.

880
00:50:44,507 --> 00:50:45,708
- Okay.
- Excuse me.

881
00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:54,952
Oh, boy, she would
have to be gorgeous.

882
00:50:57,121 --> 00:50:58,355
Phew.

883
00:50:59,723 --> 00:51:01,792
Hello. I'm Zack Morris.
I'll be your...

884
00:51:02,226 --> 00:51:04,361
escort for the evening.

885
00:51:05,963 --> 00:51:10,000
Uh, if I can ask, why does
a great-looking woman like you

886
00:51:10,167 --> 00:51:11,502
need to rent a date?

887
00:51:11,669 --> 00:51:13,103
Excuse, um--

888
00:51:13,237 --> 00:51:15,072
but speak just little English.

889
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:16,273
I Russian.

890
00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:17,908
Oh.

891
00:51:18,075 --> 00:51:20,010
I'm gonna kick
your butt, Bert Banner.

892
00:51:21,045 --> 00:51:22,246
Bert Banner?

893
00:51:22,413 --> 00:51:23,747
I kick your butt?

894
00:51:23,914 --> 00:51:25,616
Yeah, yeah.

895
00:51:26,016 --> 00:51:27,885
Excuse me.
I'll be right back.

896
00:51:31,655 --> 00:51:32,823
Hi, Kel.

897
00:51:32,990 --> 00:51:34,191
Hey, what took you so long?

898
00:51:34,358 --> 00:51:35,960
Well, you know.
Men's rooms.

899
00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:37,595
Lines, lines, lines.

900
00:51:37,761 --> 00:51:39,163
Well, let's eat.
I'm starved.

901
00:51:39,296 --> 00:51:40,598
Okay, know what I want.

902
00:51:40,731 --> 00:51:42,399
Zack, slow down.

903
00:51:42,533 --> 00:51:44,368
Let's enjoy the evening.

904
00:51:44,869 --> 00:51:47,171
Ooh, great specials.

905
00:51:47,338 --> 00:51:49,440
You know, the Russian
dish looks really good.

906
00:51:49,607 --> 00:51:50,941
No, she doesn't.

907
00:51:56,881 --> 00:51:58,449
So, my dad's in the army,

908
00:51:58,716 --> 00:52:01,752
so I kind of grew up all over
the world before I moved to L.A.

909
00:52:01,819 --> 00:52:03,988
Oh. Army brat, huh?

910
00:52:04,121 --> 00:52:05,356
Yeah, I guess so.

911
00:52:05,489 --> 00:52:07,124
But, hey, that's
just an expression.

912
00:52:09,727 --> 00:52:13,063
So... I bet you had
a girl in every country.

913
00:52:13,797 --> 00:52:15,232
No one special.

914
00:52:15,699 --> 00:52:17,034
What about you?

915
00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:18,636
Do you have a boyfriend?

916
00:52:19,770 --> 00:52:20,938
Um...

917
00:52:22,606 --> 00:52:23,774
No.

918
00:52:26,911 --> 00:52:29,079
I'm back.

919
00:52:30,114 --> 00:52:31,615
I kick your butt,

920
00:52:31,782 --> 00:52:33,083
Bert Banner.

921
00:52:33,250 --> 00:52:34,552
Very good.

922
00:52:34,685 --> 00:52:37,187
But that expression
doesn't come up too often.

923
00:52:37,655 --> 00:52:40,291
Listen, Katrina,
I have a confession.

924
00:52:40,424 --> 00:52:43,894
You see, I like you, but
I'm gonna be married soon.

925
00:52:44,061 --> 00:52:45,629
- Married?
- Yeah.

926
00:52:45,896 --> 00:52:47,431
Me? You?

927
00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:50,434
Shh!

928
00:52:50,601 --> 00:52:51,769
Oh, no.

929
00:52:51,936 --> 00:52:53,103
Shh.

930
00:52:57,441 --> 00:52:58,709
I don't believe this.

931
00:52:58,842 --> 00:53:00,844
Kelly, listen.
I can explain.

932
00:53:01,011 --> 00:53:02,546
Oh!

933
00:53:04,281 --> 00:53:05,749
You're the same old Zack.

934
00:53:05,883 --> 00:53:08,018
Hitting on another girl
right in front of me.

935
00:53:08,285 --> 00:53:09,620
You know, Lisa was right.

936
00:53:09,753 --> 00:53:11,321
I've been kidding
myself all along.

937
00:53:11,382 --> 00:53:12,600
No, no, no, Kelly.
You don't understand.

938
00:53:12,656 --> 00:53:13,857
Yeah, I understand.

939
00:53:13,991 --> 00:53:15,893
For the first time ever,
I understand.

940
00:53:16,060 --> 00:53:17,728
You are scum.

941
00:53:17,861 --> 00:53:19,163
And, you.

942
00:53:19,330 --> 00:53:20,998
You home wrecker.

943
00:53:21,165 --> 00:53:22,766
I kick your butt.

944
00:53:22,855 --> 00:53:23,941
Oh, yeah?

945
00:53:24,019 --> 00:53:25,285
You want to go for it right now?

946
00:53:25,369 --> 00:53:27,237
- Kelly, stop it.
- Don't touch me.

947
00:53:27,905 --> 00:53:29,907
I never want to see you again.

948
00:53:41,752 --> 00:53:43,621
- Kelly.
- Go away.

949
00:53:43,754 --> 00:53:45,022
Kelly, let me in.

950
00:53:45,189 --> 00:53:46,957
C'mon, Kel, at least
give me a chance to explain.

951
00:53:47,124 --> 00:53:48,225
What's to explain?

952
00:53:48,359 --> 00:53:50,260
I saw you with
another woman, you creep.

953
00:53:50,427 --> 00:53:52,496
She wasn't another woman.
She was my date.

954
00:53:52,696 --> 00:53:54,865
I mean, just-- Not a real date.

955
00:53:58,602 --> 00:54:01,038
C'mon, Kel. It's not
what you think! Just--

956
00:54:09,313 --> 00:54:12,383
So. You're
a college wrestler.

957
00:54:12,583 --> 00:54:13,684
Yep.

958
00:54:13,851 --> 00:54:16,487
Well, I guess I'd better
watch out or you'll pin me.

959
00:54:16,754 --> 00:54:19,089
Well, if I'm lucky,
you'll pin<i> me.</i>

960
00:54:21,392 --> 00:54:24,728
Um, I know this really
great club downtown.

961
00:54:24,895 --> 00:54:26,497
Would you like
to go dancing later?

962
00:54:26,764 --> 00:54:27,865
Yeah.

963
00:54:27,998 --> 00:54:29,500
Yeah, I'd love to go dancing.

964
00:54:30,701 --> 00:54:32,636
All right, Carla,
you've had your fun.

965
00:54:32,803 --> 00:54:34,638
Now the game's over.
Let's go.

966
00:54:34,805 --> 00:54:36,106
Would you leave me alone?

967
00:54:36,273 --> 00:54:37,708
In a word, no.

968
00:54:38,175 --> 00:54:39,410
Who is this guy?

969
00:54:39,543 --> 00:54:40,844
I'm her boyfriend, pal.

970
00:54:40,978 --> 00:54:43,180
Ex-boyfriend, and I told you
I don't want to see you anymore.

971
00:54:43,347 --> 00:54:45,049
And I told you
that was unacceptable.

972
00:54:45,215 --> 00:54:46,917
Well, listen, pal,

973
00:54:47,184 --> 00:54:49,553
the lady said she doesn't
want to see you anymore.

974
00:54:50,487 --> 00:54:52,056
And who are you,
her interpreter?

975
00:54:52,189 --> 00:54:53,857
Yeah. I am.

976
00:54:54,024 --> 00:54:57,294
Great, the high school jock
thinks he's a tough guy now.

977
00:54:58,929 --> 00:55:00,197
Don't mess with me, kid.

978
00:55:00,364 --> 00:55:01,765
Freddie, please.

979
00:55:02,032 --> 00:55:03,567
Look, if you don't
leave us alone,

980
00:55:03,734 --> 00:55:05,536
I'm gonna have
to escort you out.

981
00:55:06,203 --> 00:55:07,871
You're gonna escort me out?

982
00:55:08,038 --> 00:55:09,540
I would love to see that.

983
00:55:10,974 --> 00:55:12,743
Come on, tough guy.
Come on.

984
00:55:12,943 --> 00:55:14,278
I said, come on.

985
00:55:17,106 --> 00:55:18,641
Oh, no.
Run!

986
00:55:18,816 --> 00:55:20,718
- Why? He's not getting up.
- Run!

987
00:55:21,351 --> 00:55:22,686
- Uh-oh.
- Come on.

988
00:55:22,820 --> 00:55:23,787
Come on!

989
00:55:23,954 --> 00:55:25,656
- Hey, boss.
- Go get him!

990
00:55:27,950 --> 00:55:29,013
Hey, waiter.

991
00:55:29,075 --> 00:55:30,143
Unhh!

992
00:55:31,995 --> 00:55:33,363
Let me go!

993
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,203
Hey! What are you
doin'? Slow down!

994
00:55:42,039 --> 00:55:44,007
Hey! What's goin' on?

995
00:55:46,810 --> 00:55:48,045
Hurry!

996
00:56:09,566 --> 00:56:10,768
Whoa.

997
00:56:11,668 --> 00:56:13,070
Oh, boy.

998
00:56:14,471 --> 00:56:15,572
Phew.

999
00:56:16,340 --> 00:56:17,508
Ohhh...

1000
00:56:28,852 --> 00:56:30,654
All right, Carla,
what's goin' on?

1001
00:56:30,788 --> 00:56:33,423
The man you hit
is Freddie Silver.

1002
00:56:34,591 --> 00:56:37,261
He's a bad guy
with bad connections.

1003
00:56:37,694 --> 00:56:39,797
And when I found out
who he really was,

1004
00:56:39,963 --> 00:56:41,365
I broke up with him.

1005
00:56:41,498 --> 00:56:43,433
Yeah, well, he didn't
break up with you.

1006
00:56:43,967 --> 00:56:46,036
Oh, he's a
dangerous man, A.C.

1007
00:56:46,203 --> 00:56:48,205
Those two guys chasing us,
they're his bodyguards.

1008
00:56:48,372 --> 00:56:49,406
Great.

1009
00:56:50,908 --> 00:56:52,776
Uh, Hotel Security.
Open up.

1010
00:56:53,143 --> 00:56:54,978
You are good.

1011
00:57:00,050 --> 00:57:01,585
Hotel Security.
Open up.

1012
00:57:04,121 --> 00:57:05,222
Come on.

1013
00:57:05,323 --> 00:57:06,425
I got it.

1014
00:57:06,568 --> 00:57:07,772
- Zack!
- Oh, whoa!

1015
00:57:07,828 --> 00:57:08,929
Whoa!

1016
00:57:11,595 --> 00:57:12,863
Hey, Slater.

1017
00:57:12,996 --> 00:57:14,364
You got great timing.

1018
00:57:14,531 --> 00:57:16,400
Don't worry, buddy.
Just hang on, okay?

1019
00:57:16,533 --> 00:57:18,135
Everything's gonna
work out all right

1020
00:57:18,268 --> 00:57:19,336
if you just stay calm.

1021
00:57:19,503 --> 00:57:20,804
So just hang on.

1022
00:57:21,371 --> 00:57:22,639
Uhh-- Whoa!

1023
00:57:22,806 --> 00:57:23,774
Hold on.

1024
00:57:23,941 --> 00:57:25,409
Could you hurry it up a little?

1025
00:57:25,976 --> 00:57:27,778
Oh! Whoa!

1026
00:57:27,978 --> 00:57:29,079
Kelly!

1027
00:57:29,246 --> 00:57:30,981
Zack, what are you
doing out there?

1028
00:57:31,148 --> 00:57:32,316
I was comin' to see you.

1029
00:57:32,482 --> 00:57:33,417
Oh!

1030
00:57:33,550 --> 00:57:34,818
Oh, Zack, this is all my fault.

1031
00:57:34,952 --> 00:57:36,220
I should have just let you in.

1032
00:57:36,353 --> 00:57:38,388
Listen, Kelly,
that girl was nobody.

1033
00:57:38,488 --> 00:57:41,058
You see, we got stopped for
speeding, and we were taken to jail

1034
00:57:41,136 --> 00:57:42,651
because Slater cleaned out
his glove compartment,

1035
00:57:42,759 --> 00:57:44,461
and he took all my money,
and now I'm dead broke.

1036
00:57:44,595 --> 00:57:47,164
That's why I got the job as a male
escort so I could pay for the wedding.

1037
00:57:47,331 --> 00:57:48,699
Kelly, I love you.

1038
00:57:48,866 --> 00:57:50,200
You're the only girl for me.

1039
00:57:50,367 --> 00:57:52,369
Oh, Zack, I love you, too.

1040
00:57:52,502 --> 00:57:53,971
Listen, don't let go, okay?

1041
00:57:54,057 --> 00:57:55,158
Okay.

1042
00:57:56,405 --> 00:57:57,806
Oh, this is so romantic.

1043
00:57:58,709 --> 00:57:59,843
Who are you?

1044
00:58:00,010 --> 00:58:01,578
I'm Carla.
I'm Slater's friend.

1045
00:58:01,745 --> 00:58:03,914
Guys! We'll chat later, okay?

1046
00:58:04,047 --> 00:58:06,216
Zack, give me your hand.
I'm gonna pull you up, okay?

1047
00:58:06,281 --> 00:58:07,282
Come on. Ready?

1048
00:58:07,355 --> 00:58:08,497
All right. Come on. Pull.

1049
00:58:09,786 --> 00:58:11,288
- Got it?
- Okay.

1050
00:58:11,455 --> 00:58:12,990
Pull.
Ohhh...

1051
00:58:14,791 --> 00:58:15,893
I got you.

1052
00:58:16,059 --> 00:58:17,327
Ohhh...

1053
00:58:17,461 --> 00:58:19,663
You got it?
Okay. Ohhh...

1054
00:58:20,797 --> 00:58:21,798
Kel.

1055
00:58:21,965 --> 00:58:24,134
You should be hugging him.

1056
00:58:25,469 --> 00:58:27,404
Thanks, buddy.
All right, man.

1057
00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:29,473
- It's okay.
- What about her?

1058
00:58:29,606 --> 00:58:31,909
All right, Carla.
You ready?

1059
00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:34,611
Look, Zack, I don't
care if you're broke.

1060
00:58:34,745 --> 00:58:37,047
I mean, we'll just get married in
one of those funky little chapels.

1061
00:58:37,167 --> 00:58:38,368
A real quickie.

1062
00:58:38,548 --> 00:58:41,451
Yeah, well, it'll have to be a quickie,
'cause someone's tryin' to kill me.

1063
00:58:41,585 --> 00:58:42,886
What?

1064
00:58:43,020 --> 00:58:45,889
I am never vacationing
with you people again.

1065
00:58:46,023 --> 00:58:47,824
Now, Carla,
I still don't get it.

1066
00:58:47,991 --> 00:58:50,961
Now, why so much heat just
because I punched out your boyfriend?

1067
00:58:51,461 --> 00:58:54,631
Well, there's a little
more to it than that.

1068
00:58:55,632 --> 00:58:58,602
You see, a couple days ago,
I walked in on a conversation

1069
00:58:58,769 --> 00:59:00,671
I was never supposed to hear.

1070
00:59:00,971 --> 00:59:02,472
Oh, no.

1071
00:59:02,639 --> 00:59:05,909
Freddie came to Las Vegas
to steal the Considine Diamond.

1072
00:59:06,310 --> 00:59:08,011
Oh, I heard that
thing's worth millions.

1073
00:59:08,178 --> 00:59:10,647
Yeah, and the minute that I
learned what Freddie was up to,

1074
00:59:10,814 --> 00:59:12,449
I walked out.

1075
00:59:12,582 --> 00:59:14,885
Or I tried to walk out.

1076
00:59:15,452 --> 00:59:17,955
Now he's trying to shut me up.

1077
00:59:18,522 --> 00:59:20,724
Well, we gotta figure out a
way to get you guys outta here.

1078
00:59:20,857 --> 00:59:21,925
Yeah.

1079
00:59:22,059 --> 00:59:24,061
Got an idea.
Give me the phone.

1080
00:59:39,309 --> 00:59:40,577
Okay.

1081
00:59:40,711 --> 00:59:42,412
Follow me, and stay cool.

1082
00:59:48,385 --> 00:59:50,120
Uh, excuse me, sir.
Pardon me.

1083
01:00:10,374 --> 01:00:13,143
Uh, your car should
be here any minute.

1084
01:00:13,577 --> 01:00:17,347
I hope you've enjoyed your
stay here at the Stardust.

1085
01:00:27,224 --> 01:00:28,425
Zack, help!

1086
01:00:29,793 --> 01:00:31,395
Let me go!

1087
01:00:31,528 --> 01:00:34,064
This lady made me
tango against my will!

1088
01:00:34,197 --> 01:00:35,432
Don't go!

1089
01:00:35,565 --> 01:00:36,666
No, no, no, no!

1090
01:00:38,835 --> 01:00:40,237
Ooh!
There they are.

1091
01:00:40,370 --> 01:00:41,838
Come on, let's go.

1092
01:00:47,444 --> 01:00:48,612
Come on!
Come on!

1093
01:00:48,684 --> 01:00:49,728
Get in, Screech.

1094
01:00:49,813 --> 01:00:52,282
Hey, guys, wait
for me! Whoooa! Aah!

1095
01:00:52,449 --> 01:00:54,051
Ouch, my head!

1096
01:01:02,626 --> 01:01:04,995
Hey!
Hey, that's my cab!

1097
01:01:08,031 --> 01:01:09,733
I've seen those guys before.

1098
01:01:09,866 --> 01:01:11,368
They work for Freddie Silver.

1099
01:01:11,468 --> 01:01:13,203
Your friends are in big trouble.

1100
01:01:13,370 --> 01:01:14,905
Let's go.
We're goin' after 'em.

1101
01:01:33,290 --> 01:01:35,225
They're about a half a block
behind us in that yellow cab.

1102
01:01:35,311 --> 01:01:36,945
Come on, step on it, Zack!
They're gonna catch up!

1103
01:01:37,013 --> 01:01:38,648
I'm drivin' as fast as I can!

1104
01:01:41,098 --> 01:01:43,400
I don't get it. Why are you
two guys being followed?

1105
01:01:43,567 --> 01:01:46,103
It's a long story, Screech, but
these people are trying to kill us.

1106
01:01:47,671 --> 01:01:51,208
Whoa, I should have taken my
chances with that crazy tango lady.

1107
01:01:51,808 --> 01:01:53,777
I don't like this!

1108
01:01:56,012 --> 01:01:58,014
Faster! Can't you go any faster?

1109
01:01:58,181 --> 01:02:00,617
Can't you shut up? I'm
goin' as fast as I can.

1110
01:02:04,154 --> 01:02:06,690
If you'd let me drive, we
would've caught them by now.

1111
01:02:06,823 --> 01:02:08,091
You drive like a woman.

1112
01:02:08,225 --> 01:02:09,326
I'm gonna tell Freddie.

1113
01:02:09,407 --> 01:02:10,746
I'm gonna tell Freddie.

1114
01:02:10,814 --> 01:02:12,550
If you put your big head
down, you might be able to see.

1115
01:02:12,613 --> 01:02:14,064
I'm still gonna tell.

1116
01:02:14,231 --> 01:02:15,765
Will you shut up
and look for 'em?

1117
01:02:24,274 --> 01:02:25,675
I'm losing them!

1118
01:02:25,842 --> 01:02:26,943
I know a shortcut.

1119
01:02:27,077 --> 01:02:28,578
Hang a quick left and cut
through that parking lot.

1120
01:02:28,745 --> 01:02:30,247
We'll catch up
with them at the...

1121
01:02:33,316 --> 01:02:34,885
...next intersection.

1122
01:02:35,185 --> 01:02:37,354
Doesn't this Beamer come
with any air sickness bags?

1123
01:02:37,521 --> 01:02:39,222
Sorry.
Hang on.

1124
01:02:39,356 --> 01:02:40,857
Oh, man, a red light.

1125
01:02:44,094 --> 01:02:45,562
- Come on.
- Oh, no.

1126
01:02:47,464 --> 01:02:49,232
Oh, no. Oh, no,
we gotta run for it.

1127
01:02:51,568 --> 01:02:53,436
There they are!
Let's go! Get 'em!

1128
01:02:53,837 --> 01:02:55,338
Hey, what are you doin', huh?

1129
01:02:55,505 --> 01:02:56,840
Let's go!

1130
01:03:02,245 --> 01:03:04,114
Hey!

1131
01:03:12,022 --> 01:03:13,156
Hey!

1132
01:03:28,305 --> 01:03:31,208
Wow!
It's Rodney! Ulp!

1133
01:03:38,415 --> 01:03:40,617
Ooh, ooh!
That's Dirty Harry.

1134
01:03:40,750 --> 01:03:41,918
I love him.

1135
01:03:42,085 --> 01:03:43,620
Yeah? Well,
I'm gonna make your day

1136
01:03:43,753 --> 01:03:45,555
if you don't stop with
that Dirty Harry stuff.

1137
01:03:45,689 --> 01:03:47,591
Come on, we gotta
find those kids.

1138
01:03:56,633 --> 01:03:58,068
All right, let's get
out of here.

1139
01:04:03,506 --> 01:04:05,242
I can't believe I came to
Las Vegas to get married

1140
01:04:05,408 --> 01:04:06,843
and now I'm runnin' for my life.

1141
01:04:06,977 --> 01:04:08,411
I know what you mean.

1142
01:04:08,578 --> 01:04:10,714
I have so much yet I
still have to accomplish.

1143
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:13,183
Graduate college.
Climb Mount Everest.

1144
01:04:13,350 --> 01:04:14,884
Pass my driving test.

1145
01:04:15,018 --> 01:04:17,487
Why do they put those
driving cones so close together?

1146
01:04:17,621 --> 01:04:19,289
Screech, please, shut up.

1147
01:04:19,422 --> 01:04:20,957
Carla, did you try
goin' to the police?

1148
01:04:21,124 --> 01:04:23,193
I couldn't. I've been
followed 24 hours a day.

1149
01:04:23,326 --> 01:04:25,161
What are you people
doing in here?

1150
01:04:25,328 --> 01:04:27,163
These are--
These guys are chasing us!

1151
01:04:27,330 --> 01:04:29,232
And they're trying to kill us!

1152
01:04:29,366 --> 01:04:31,434
And I'm just a big Liberace fan.

1153
01:04:31,601 --> 01:04:33,737
Well, leave Liberace alone

1154
01:04:33,903 --> 01:04:36,172
and get outta here
before I call the cops.

1155
01:04:36,339 --> 01:04:38,275
Oh, could you call
the cops? Please?

1156
01:04:38,441 --> 01:04:40,944
Get out. Now!

1157
01:04:41,211 --> 01:04:42,479
Yeesh.

1158
01:04:44,414 --> 01:04:46,249
I guess we don't have
time to meet Marilyn Monroe.

1159
01:04:46,416 --> 01:04:47,984
- Out!
- Come on.

1160
01:04:49,119 --> 01:04:50,887
I don't see 'em!

1161
01:04:51,488 --> 01:04:52,922
Me, neither.

1162
01:04:53,223 --> 01:04:54,991
Man, keep lookin'.

1163
01:04:55,158 --> 01:04:56,993
Phew. That
was too close.

1164
01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:59,729
- Yeah, I'm so glad it's over.
- What a night.

1165
01:05:03,533 --> 01:05:04,801
Hey, that's them!

1166
01:05:04,934 --> 01:05:06,002
C'mon, let's get 'em!

1167
01:05:06,136 --> 01:05:07,404
C'mon, here.

1168
01:05:07,637 --> 01:05:09,472
Come on. Jeez. Come on.

1169
01:05:10,507 --> 01:05:11,741
Hey.

1170
01:05:14,778 --> 01:05:16,146
Come on, let's go!

1171
01:05:17,647 --> 01:05:19,149
There they are.
I see 'em.

1172
01:05:19,316 --> 01:05:20,750
Pull over there.

1173
01:05:23,053 --> 01:05:24,521
Let's go.
Come on!

1174
01:06:14,604 --> 01:06:15,839
Under here.

1175
01:06:33,189 --> 01:06:35,191
My whole life's
passing before my eyes.

1176
01:06:35,358 --> 01:06:37,427
You know, it's times like this
you realize what's important.

1177
01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:41,164
Isn't it something how women's feet
are so much more delicate than men's?

1178
01:06:41,297 --> 01:06:42,999
What's it like to be you?

1179
01:06:43,166 --> 01:06:45,268
That's funny, my dad
asked me that the other day.

1180
01:06:45,402 --> 01:06:46,770
Oops.

1181
01:06:47,237 --> 01:06:48,972
Oh!
Oh, my!

1182
01:06:51,374 --> 01:06:52,876
Whoa!

1183
01:06:59,315 --> 01:07:00,850
Oh, there they are.

1184
01:07:03,787 --> 01:07:05,722
Hey! Hey!
Over here!

1185
01:07:10,126 --> 01:07:11,628
Zack, there's no way outta here.

1186
01:07:11,761 --> 01:07:13,363
I want my mommy!

1187
01:07:16,132 --> 01:07:17,967
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait a minute.

1188
01:07:19,335 --> 01:07:21,204
There might be a way.

1189
01:08:52,428 --> 01:08:54,864
Zack's got pretty nice legs.

1190
01:08:55,164 --> 01:08:57,033
Listen, we need to get
them out of here.

1191
01:08:57,166 --> 01:08:59,469
I know a shortcut from
the backstage. Come on.

1192
01:09:06,376 --> 01:09:07,744
Woo!

1193
01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:31,701
What do you think you're doing?

1194
01:09:31,834 --> 01:09:33,236
I'm calling Security.

1195
01:09:33,403 --> 01:09:34,871
Uh, we're Security.
Here.

1196
01:09:35,004 --> 01:09:36,139
Okay, we'll take care of 'em.

1197
01:09:36,306 --> 01:09:37,740
Oh, thank you.
That's very nice,

1198
01:09:37,874 --> 01:09:39,275
but we can take
care of ourselves.

1199
01:09:39,442 --> 01:09:41,010
Right this way, folks.

1200
01:09:51,454 --> 01:09:53,022
Well, well, well.

1201
01:09:54,257 --> 01:09:56,960
Hello, ladies.

1202
01:09:57,101 --> 01:09:59,226
You know, if you had just
wanted to get into show business,

1203
01:09:59,288 --> 01:10:01,731
you should've given me a call.
I could've pulled a few strings.

1204
01:10:01,864 --> 01:10:03,700
Little smudgey-smudgey
right there.

1205
01:10:03,833 --> 01:10:04,867
It's right there.

1206
01:10:04,964 --> 01:10:06,698
Freddie, let 'em go.
They're not a part of this.

1207
01:10:06,803 --> 01:10:08,571
She's right. We don't know
anything about anything.

1208
01:10:08,705 --> 01:10:11,608
And besides, we don't care if
you want to rob a jewelry store.

1209
01:10:12,642 --> 01:10:13,776
Tell you what.

1210
01:10:13,910 --> 01:10:15,712
Let us go, and do
whatever you want with him.

1211
01:10:15,845 --> 01:10:17,146
No one's goin' anywhere.

1212
01:10:17,313 --> 01:10:19,983
You give me one good reason why
I shouldn't kill all of youse right now.

1213
01:10:20,149 --> 01:10:21,718
The three strikes
and you're out rule?

1214
01:10:21,851 --> 01:10:23,119
Shut up, you idiot.

1215
01:10:23,286 --> 01:10:24,420
Look, sir, uh...

1216
01:10:24,587 --> 01:10:27,023
Zack and I, well, we're
supposed to get married.

1217
01:10:27,190 --> 01:10:28,658
You know, if you
could let us go...

1218
01:10:28,825 --> 01:10:29,959
Yeah, just us.

1219
01:10:30,126 --> 01:10:32,228
You are so... innocent.

1220
01:10:32,395 --> 01:10:33,796
I love that in a girl.

1221
01:10:33,963 --> 01:10:35,531
But, sorry, no one's
gettin' married.

1222
01:10:35,665 --> 01:10:36,799
Freddie, please, just--

1223
01:10:36,933 --> 01:10:39,035
Just nothing. I'm callin'
the shots here now.

1224
01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:41,971
Mr. Silver, maybe I can
be of some help here.

1225
01:10:42,105 --> 01:10:43,039
Really?

1226
01:10:43,172 --> 01:10:44,640
And you would be, uh?

1227
01:10:44,854 --> 01:10:46,122
Curt Martin, sir.

1228
01:10:46,288 --> 01:10:48,024
My father owns the Stardust.

1229
01:10:48,311 --> 01:10:50,179
- Really?
- Really?

1230
01:10:50,513 --> 01:10:53,016
Curt, why didn't you
say something before?

1231
01:10:53,149 --> 01:10:55,685
I mean, all this time, I thought
you were just a lowly bellman.

1232
01:10:55,818 --> 01:10:58,554
Lisa, I don't believe in using
my father's money or influence.

1233
01:10:58,688 --> 01:11:01,557
Well, why not? It's the best
kind of money and influence.

1234
01:11:01,724 --> 01:11:03,359
You are so material.

1235
01:11:03,493 --> 01:11:05,094
You are just finding that out?

1236
01:11:05,228 --> 01:11:06,562
Excuse me.
Sorry to interrupt.

1237
01:11:06,696 --> 01:11:08,431
Put that in your
diary later on. Okay?

1238
01:11:08,564 --> 01:11:09,699
You, Martin, come here.

1239
01:11:09,866 --> 01:11:11,100
What can you do for me?

1240
01:11:11,267 --> 01:11:12,802
I've lived in the hotel
since it was built.

1241
01:11:12,969 --> 01:11:15,171
I know the entire
security operation.

1242
01:11:15,338 --> 01:11:17,073
I can get you
into the jewelry store,

1243
01:11:17,206 --> 01:11:19,042
and I can get you the
combination to the safe.

1244
01:11:19,114 --> 01:11:20,378
Well, there you have it.

1245
01:11:20,434 --> 01:11:21,878
Now, if you just let
us all go...

1246
01:11:21,925 --> 01:11:23,459
Not so fast, kid.

1247
01:11:25,715 --> 01:11:27,417
I'll do all that for you,

1248
01:11:27,750 --> 01:11:29,719
but I want you to let
everyone else go,

1249
01:11:30,053 --> 01:11:31,220
even Carla.

1250
01:11:31,387 --> 01:11:34,323
That is so... noble.

1251
01:11:37,093 --> 01:11:38,728
How do I know this
whole thing ain't a trap?

1252
01:11:38,774 --> 01:11:39,668
Yeah.

1253
01:11:39,719 --> 01:11:41,043
I don't need your help.

1254
01:11:42,799 --> 01:11:44,767
All right, I tell you
what I'm gonna do.

1255
01:11:44,934 --> 01:11:46,569
I'm gonna take you
up on your offer.

1256
01:11:46,702 --> 01:11:50,740
But nobody goes nowhere until we
get the diamond and we get away.

1257
01:11:51,441 --> 01:11:54,377
As a matter of fact, youse
are all gonna come with.

1258
01:11:55,078 --> 01:11:56,345
Why?

1259
01:11:56,479 --> 01:11:58,848
Because you'll make great
hostages in case there's trouble.

1260
01:12:09,759 --> 01:12:11,360
Come on, let's go,
hot shot. You're on.

1261
01:12:11,457 --> 01:12:12,671
Get us into that safe.

1262
01:12:12,829 --> 01:12:15,465
I just want to let you know,
if anything happens to us,

1263
01:12:15,631 --> 01:12:18,868
my aunt happens to be
Attorney General Janet Reno.

1264
01:12:19,268 --> 01:12:20,403
I'm shakin', kid.

1265
01:12:20,465 --> 01:12:21,900
Come on, come on.
Let's go.

1266
01:12:45,628 --> 01:12:47,597
Bingo. Oh, what a haul.

1267
01:12:47,730 --> 01:12:49,265
There's no reason to leave
any of this stuff laying around.

1268
01:12:49,398 --> 01:12:51,234
Come on in.
You, watch them two.

1269
01:12:51,801 --> 01:12:53,236
Get over there. Come
on. Get over there.

1270
01:12:53,402 --> 01:12:54,837
You, too.
Get over here.

1271
01:12:54,971 --> 01:12:56,472
Get over there!

1272
01:12:57,440 --> 01:12:59,175
You guys aren't gonna
get away with this.

1273
01:13:00,409 --> 01:13:02,178
You better hope we
get away with this.

1274
01:13:02,478 --> 01:13:03,880
Hey, Slater,

1275
01:13:04,147 --> 01:13:06,783
you think that gun
has paint in it?

1276
01:13:07,650 --> 01:13:10,153
I don't know. Why
don't you ask him?

1277
01:13:10,486 --> 01:13:12,488
Hey, does that gun shoot paint?

1278
01:13:13,693 --> 01:13:15,158
No, stupid, it shoots bullets.

1279
01:13:15,223 --> 01:13:16,324
You want to see?

1280
01:13:16,459 --> 01:13:17,927
You know, this is
all your fault.

1281
01:13:18,094 --> 01:13:20,563
My fault? Hey, you're the
one who dragged us to Vegas.

1282
01:13:20,663 --> 01:13:22,932
Hey, it was your girlfriend
who got us here in the first place.

1283
01:13:23,099 --> 01:13:25,234
Hey, stop it, the both of youse.

1284
01:13:25,368 --> 01:13:28,204
Let me handle this. You
gotta know how to talk to 'em.

1285
01:13:28,371 --> 01:13:30,673
Hey, stop it, the both of youse.

1286
01:13:30,740 --> 01:13:32,308
You know what? You're
really starting to make me mad.

1287
01:13:32,475 --> 01:13:33,810
Guys, you're gonna
ruin my clothes!

1288
01:13:33,976 --> 01:13:35,278
All right, that's it.
Break it up!

1289
01:13:35,411 --> 01:13:36,679
Break it-- That's--

1290
01:13:36,813 --> 01:13:38,114
Oh!

1291
01:13:38,281 --> 01:13:39,816
Ohh!
Come on!

1292
01:13:39,982 --> 01:13:41,684
Get him!
Get him!

1293
01:13:46,489 --> 01:13:47,675
All right, Curt.

1294
01:13:47,714 --> 01:13:49,091
You guys, that was great!

1295
01:13:49,175 --> 01:13:52,361
Yeah, who would've thought that that stupid
Three Stooges routine would work again?

1296
01:13:52,456 --> 01:13:54,456
Hey, I've always said
that Moe was a genius.

1297
01:13:55,765 --> 01:13:57,600
Well, I thought it
was pretty brave.

1298
01:13:57,733 --> 01:14:00,436
Did I ever tell you
that bravery turns me on?

1299
01:14:00,570 --> 01:14:02,605
- Mmm.
- Ohhh...

1300
01:14:02,738 --> 01:14:05,541
This is Security. We have a
break-in in the jewelry store.

1301
01:14:05,675 --> 01:14:06,943
I need full response.

1302
01:14:07,076 --> 01:14:08,177
<i>Roger.
Full response--</i>

1303
01:14:08,344 --> 01:14:10,112
Hey, is there another
vault we can put them in?

1304
01:14:47,450 --> 01:14:49,919
And by the power invested in me,

1305
01:14:50,086 --> 01:14:52,555
I now pronounce
you man and wife.

1306
01:14:52,688 --> 01:14:56,392
May you live long and have
many children together.

1307
01:15:07,036 --> 01:15:09,872
Number 61!

1308
01:15:10,773 --> 01:15:11,841
Bingo.

1309
01:15:11,974 --> 01:15:13,142
Hey, it's you.

1310
01:15:13,309 --> 01:15:15,511
Hey, it's<i> you.</i>

1311
01:15:15,978 --> 01:15:17,246
What are you doin' here?

1312
01:15:17,413 --> 01:15:19,348
Oh, I have a lot
of service businesses.

1313
01:15:19,515 --> 01:15:22,251
I have a used car lot
and a funeral parlor.

1314
01:15:22,385 --> 01:15:25,187
You'd be surprised how many
people drop dead in Las Vegas.

1315
01:15:25,321 --> 01:15:27,189
Well, we'll just
take the wedding.

1316
01:15:27,356 --> 01:15:28,591
Listen, uh, Kel,

1317
01:15:28,724 --> 01:15:30,693
I know this is not
how you planned it,

1318
01:15:30,860 --> 01:15:33,229
but I promise,
I'll make it up to you.

1319
01:15:33,396 --> 01:15:36,265
The important thing is,
we're getting married.

1320
01:15:37,366 --> 01:15:39,101
That<i> is</i> the important thing.

1321
01:15:39,268 --> 01:15:41,070
But here's something
a little more important.

1322
01:15:41,270 --> 01:15:44,006
I'll need the marriage
license and 50 bucks.

1323
01:15:44,140 --> 01:15:46,442
And not necessarily
in that order.

1324
01:15:46,976 --> 01:15:48,911
You know, if you want
to make it 55,

1325
01:15:49,078 --> 01:15:51,213
I could throw in
a shiatsu massage.

1326
01:15:51,447 --> 01:15:52,748
No.

1327
01:15:52,915 --> 01:15:54,684
Uh, okay. Uh,

1328
01:15:54,850 --> 01:15:56,686
do you, Zack Morris,

1329
01:15:56,819 --> 01:15:58,754
and you, Kelly Kapowski,

1330
01:15:58,921 --> 01:16:00,990
promise to love and to cherish,

1331
01:16:01,157 --> 01:16:02,625
in health and sickness,

1332
01:16:02,792 --> 01:16:03,993
in sickness and death,

1333
01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:05,328
in death and rigor mortis,

1334
01:16:05,494 --> 01:16:08,597
and then come back and
wander the earth as zombies?

1335
01:16:08,764 --> 01:16:09,999
Uh, just say, "I do."

1336
01:16:10,132 --> 01:16:11,434
Uh...

1337
01:16:11,734 --> 01:16:13,235
I do.

1338
01:16:13,436 --> 01:16:15,638
Survey says, right answer,

1339
01:16:15,771 --> 01:16:18,374
so, if nobody objects,
I now pronounce you--

1340
01:16:18,507 --> 01:16:20,009
I object.

1341
01:16:21,243 --> 01:16:23,212
What do you object to?

1342
01:16:23,746 --> 01:16:27,683
No son of mine is gonna get
married in a cheesy place like this.

1343
01:16:27,850 --> 01:16:29,919
But I just redecorated.

1344
01:16:30,386 --> 01:16:32,988
Zack, Kelly, I, uh...

1345
01:16:34,523 --> 01:16:36,525
I want you to have
a real wedding.

1346
01:16:38,260 --> 01:16:40,329
Oh... Dad, I don't
know what to say.

1347
01:16:40,796 --> 01:16:42,665
Glad you changed your mind.

1348
01:16:45,701 --> 01:16:48,738
Well, I got some last minute
wisdom from an old friend.

1349
01:16:49,538 --> 01:16:50,806
I had to call him.

1350
01:16:50,973 --> 01:16:52,575
I'm glad you did.

1351
01:16:53,142 --> 01:16:56,112
Guys, give your mom
and me a couple of days,

1352
01:16:56,379 --> 01:16:58,114
and we'll have
a first-class wedding.

1353
01:16:58,280 --> 01:17:00,182
I've already started
the ball rolling.

1354
01:17:04,286 --> 01:17:06,822
I think this belongs to us.

1355
01:17:14,063 --> 01:17:16,599
Boy, I should stick to funerals.

1356
01:17:16,766 --> 01:17:18,534
They never ask for refunds.

1357
01:17:18,701 --> 01:17:19,902
Oh, well.

1358
01:17:20,069 --> 01:17:23,005
Number 62!

1359
01:17:26,342 --> 01:17:28,277
All right, do your
thing there...

1360
01:17:50,599 --> 01:17:51,767
Thanks, Dad.

1361
01:18:28,771 --> 01:18:30,706
This is so beautiful.

1362
01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:33,375
I know.
I love weddings.

1363
01:18:33,542 --> 01:18:35,978
I was their suite mate
at college.

1364
01:18:36,112 --> 01:18:37,379
I was their principal.

1365
01:18:37,546 --> 01:18:38,581
Oh.

1366
01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:40,382
Would you two just cut it out?

1367
01:18:41,684 --> 01:18:44,053
I was their resident
advisor, you know.

1368
01:18:44,487 --> 01:18:45,921
I kind of introduced them.

1369
01:18:46,088 --> 01:18:47,456
They met in my school.

1370
01:18:47,623 --> 01:18:49,091
Shh.

1371
01:19:03,506 --> 01:19:05,808
We're gathered here today
to witness the union

1372
01:19:05,975 --> 01:19:08,277
of two very special people:

1373
01:19:08,544 --> 01:19:11,347
Zack Morris and Kelly Kapowski.

1374
01:19:11,580 --> 01:19:13,249
Wait!
Wait for me!

1375
01:19:14,717 --> 01:19:15,885
Jessie!

1376
01:19:18,287 --> 01:19:19,555
Wait!

1377
01:19:20,122 --> 01:19:22,091
Jessie! How'd you get here?

1378
01:19:22,224 --> 01:19:24,026
Well, when Zack's mom called,

1379
01:19:24,193 --> 01:19:25,661
I took the first flight
out of New York.

1380
01:19:25,828 --> 01:19:27,496
I couldn't let you guys
get married without me.

1381
01:19:27,630 --> 01:19:29,265
Well, what about your finals?

1382
01:19:29,398 --> 01:19:31,133
So I'll go to summer school.

1383
01:19:31,300 --> 01:19:33,469
There are things more
important than a test.

1384
01:19:33,736 --> 01:19:34,970
Oh!

1385
01:19:35,938 --> 01:19:37,239
I'm glad you're here.

1386
01:19:38,674 --> 01:19:39,942
Oh.

1387
01:19:40,442 --> 01:19:42,077
As I was saying...

1388
01:19:42,278 --> 01:19:44,146
Zack and Kelly.

1389
01:19:44,513 --> 01:19:47,082
Two people destined
for each other.

1390
01:21:15,938 --> 01:21:17,506
May I have the ring, please?

1391
01:21:18,727 --> 01:21:20,462
Screech. Give him the ring.

1392
01:21:20,587 --> 01:21:21,621
Oh.

1393
01:21:22,978 --> 01:21:25,281
Well, I had it a minute ago.

1394
01:21:28,183 --> 01:21:29,752
It's on your hand.

1395
01:21:30,252 --> 01:21:31,553
Sorry.

1396
01:21:47,469 --> 01:21:50,539
Do you, Kelly, take Zack to be
your lawful wedded husband?

1397
01:21:51,940 --> 01:21:53,342
I do.

1398
01:21:54,043 --> 01:21:57,379
Do you, Zack, take Kelly
to be your lawful wedded wife?

1399
01:21:58,147 --> 01:21:59,381
I do.

1400
01:22:00,382 --> 01:22:02,851
By the power vested in me
by the state of Nevada,

1401
01:22:03,009 --> 01:22:05,912
I now pronounce you
man and wife.

1402
01:22:05,988 --> 01:22:07,289
Yay!

1403
01:22:07,423 --> 01:22:09,291
Well, you may kiss the bride.

1404
01:22:20,836 --> 01:22:22,338
All right, Zack!

1405
01:22:22,471 --> 01:22:23,972
Congratulations!

1406
01:22:44,326 --> 01:22:46,228
Alex, I can't
believe you made it.

1407
01:22:46,362 --> 01:22:47,930
Ohhh!

1408
01:22:48,163 --> 01:22:51,166
I would not miss seeing
Zack commit to one woman.

1409
01:22:51,300 --> 01:22:54,002
All right, all right. I get
enough of that from Lisa.

1410
01:22:55,738 --> 01:23:00,175
Be happy, and don't forget, I'm
right across the campus from you.

1411
01:23:09,218 --> 01:23:10,252
Hey.

1412
01:23:10,419 --> 01:23:11,887
- Hey.
- Congratulations!

1413
01:23:12,020 --> 01:23:13,155
Thanks, Mike.

1414
01:23:13,322 --> 01:23:14,757
Thank you, Mike.

1415
01:23:14,923 --> 01:23:17,359
I tell you what, though. I'm really
gonna miss you guys in the dorm.

1416
01:23:17,455 --> 01:23:19,223
Well, you know, if it'll
make you feel any better,

1417
01:23:19,297 --> 01:23:20,815
you can come to our
apartment once a week

1418
01:23:20,892 --> 01:23:22,893
and yell at us
for being too messy.

1419
01:23:23,065 --> 01:23:24,333
Count on it.

1420
01:23:25,968 --> 01:23:27,369
- Hi.
- Hey.

1421
01:23:27,536 --> 01:23:28,771
Hey. Mr. Belding,

1422
01:23:28,937 --> 01:23:31,173
we are so touched
that you came to our wedding.

1423
01:23:31,340 --> 01:23:33,208
Well, you have always
been special to me.

1424
01:23:33,375 --> 01:23:35,077
And, Zack,
if it wasn't for you,

1425
01:23:35,244 --> 01:23:37,579
I'd have a lot more hair
and a few less ulcers.

1426
01:23:37,746 --> 01:23:39,047
What can I say, sir?

1427
01:23:39,214 --> 01:23:40,582
You made high school
challenging.

1428
01:23:40,749 --> 01:23:42,751
I did?
Thanks, Zack.

1429
01:23:42,918 --> 01:23:44,086
Best of luck, you two.

1430
01:23:44,219 --> 01:23:46,155
And don't forget to
come visit me at Bayside.

1431
01:23:46,321 --> 01:23:47,656
Come here.

1432
01:23:47,823 --> 01:23:49,057
Ohhh...

1433
01:23:52,494 --> 01:23:53,796
- Zack.
- Yeah?

1434
01:23:53,962 --> 01:23:56,131
You better take care of
her, or you will hear from me.

1435
01:23:56,298 --> 01:23:57,666
Anything but that.

1436
01:23:57,800 --> 01:23:59,334
I promise, Jessie, I will.

1437
01:24:07,009 --> 01:24:08,210
Well...

1438
01:24:09,445 --> 01:24:10,946
Mrs. Morris.

1439
01:24:13,248 --> 01:24:14,850
What can I say?

1440
01:24:31,533 --> 01:24:32,701
Uh...

1441
01:24:32,968 --> 01:24:36,071
I would just like to say to
all our family and friends

1442
01:24:36,371 --> 01:24:39,575
how happy Kelly and I are
that you could all be here today.

1443
01:24:39,842 --> 01:24:41,944
You've made this truly special.

1444
01:24:42,578 --> 01:24:44,479
And please,
don't be strangers.

1445
01:24:44,646 --> 01:24:46,882
We want to see all of you
in our new apartment.

1446
01:24:47,015 --> 01:24:49,017
But not at the same time.

1447
01:24:51,153 --> 01:24:52,521
Thanks, you guys.

1448
01:24:52,688 --> 01:24:54,256
We love you all.

1449
01:24:55,123 --> 01:24:58,994
Uh, I'd like to say a few
words about Zack and Kelly.

1450
01:25:00,562 --> 01:25:02,631
You're the best friends
a guy could have.

1451
01:25:03,065 --> 01:25:05,801
I wish you all the things
I wish for myself,

1452
01:25:06,268 --> 01:25:09,104
and may you live in
happiness forever. Hear, hear.

1453
01:25:09,371 --> 01:25:10,839
Hear, hear.

1454
01:25:20,182 --> 01:25:23,051
I can't tell you how proud
the two of you have made us.

1455
01:25:23,185 --> 01:25:24,786
Oh, thanks, Mom.

1456
01:25:25,888 --> 01:25:27,022
We love you, honey.

1457
01:25:27,189 --> 01:25:28,657
I love you, too, Daddy.

1458
01:25:29,091 --> 01:25:30,325
Hey, guys!

1459
01:25:30,492 --> 01:25:31,860
How are you?

1460
01:25:31,994 --> 01:25:33,328
Hey!

1461
01:25:33,495 --> 01:25:35,797
Oh, you're so big!
You look so handsome!

1462
01:25:35,931 --> 01:25:37,366
Mom.

1463
01:25:39,568 --> 01:25:41,169
- See you later.
- Okay.

1464
01:25:44,306 --> 01:25:45,941
Why am I surprised?

1465
01:25:46,808 --> 01:25:48,544
You've always been there for me.

1466
01:25:48,911 --> 01:25:50,679
Hey, it's your life.

1467
01:25:50,913 --> 01:25:52,748
Who am I to tell you
how to live it?

1468
01:25:56,618 --> 01:25:58,854
I have a lot of faith
in you, Zachary.

1469
01:26:00,255 --> 01:26:01,590
Zachary.

1470
01:26:02,491 --> 01:26:04,459
You haven't called me
that since I was a kid.

1471
01:26:09,031 --> 01:26:10,098
I love you, son.

1472
01:26:10,155 --> 01:26:11,356
I love you, Dad.

1473
01:26:22,477 --> 01:26:25,013
Whoa, what is with you?

1474
01:26:25,180 --> 01:26:27,816
Oh, Curt's taking me
to the Indian reservation,

1475
01:26:27,983 --> 01:26:29,651
so I thought I'd
dress appropriately.

1476
01:26:29,785 --> 01:26:32,154
She'll fit right in,
don't you think?

1477
01:26:33,155 --> 01:26:34,356
Look at you.

1478
01:26:34,523 --> 01:26:36,959
You have gone off
and got yourself married!

1479
01:26:37,092 --> 01:26:39,027
I knew you'd be the first.

1480
01:26:39,628 --> 01:26:40,629
And, you!

1481
01:26:40,762 --> 01:26:42,464
You sure fooled me.

1482
01:26:42,631 --> 01:26:43,932
I love you guys.

1483
01:26:44,066 --> 01:26:45,434
Aw, we love you.

1484
01:26:47,135 --> 01:26:48,270
Best of luck.

1485
01:26:48,403 --> 01:26:50,405
Hey, thanks for everything, man.

1486
01:26:50,725 --> 01:26:51,749
Bye.

1487
01:26:51,846 --> 01:26:53,046
Take care, you guys.
Have fun.

1488
01:26:53,108 --> 01:26:54,242
Buh-bye.

1489
01:26:56,411 --> 01:26:59,114
Oh, guys, I'm lousy
at goodbyes.

1490
01:26:59,281 --> 01:27:00,616
Have a nice life.

1491
01:27:00,749 --> 01:27:01,950
Bye!

1492
01:27:02,117 --> 01:27:03,986
- Hey, buddy, come on.
- Screech!

1493
01:27:04,152 --> 01:27:05,821
Hey, we're gonna see
a lot of you.

1494
01:27:05,988 --> 01:27:08,390
But promise you'll call first?

1495
01:27:20,068 --> 01:27:22,437
What can I say, man?
It's the end of an era.

1496
01:27:22,904 --> 01:27:24,306
It's been great, huh?

1497
01:27:24,740 --> 01:27:26,141
I'm gonna miss you.

1498
01:27:26,608 --> 01:27:28,010
Hey, it's not over.

1499
01:27:28,176 --> 01:27:30,278
I'm sure the little lady's gonna
let me out once in a while.

1500
01:27:30,422 --> 01:27:31,532
If you're good.

1501
01:27:31,638 --> 01:27:32,837
Oh, if I'm good, huh?

1502
01:27:32,960 --> 01:27:35,147
Well, Carla's gonna come back
to L.A. with me for a couple days.

1503
01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:36,218
Oh.

1504
01:27:36,351 --> 01:27:37,619
Congratulations, you guys.

1505
01:27:37,753 --> 01:27:39,121
I'm so sorry I put
you through this.

1506
01:27:39,254 --> 01:27:40,889
Hey, it's okay.
Everything worked out,

1507
01:27:41,023 --> 01:27:42,624
and now we have a new friend.

1508
01:27:44,926 --> 01:27:46,094
Good luck, buddy.

1509
01:27:46,261 --> 01:27:47,696
Take it easy.

1510
01:27:47,796 --> 01:27:48,997
Bye, Kelly.

1511
01:27:49,231 --> 01:27:50,732
- Bye.
- Take care of him.

1512
01:27:50,866 --> 01:27:52,067
Bye.

1513
01:27:53,869 --> 01:27:56,304
Okay, I'm gonna throw
the bouquet now.

1514
01:27:59,441 --> 01:28:01,743
- All right! Ready!
- Get it!

1515
01:28:01,961 --> 01:28:03,096
Oh...

1516
01:28:03,176 --> 01:28:04,212
Screech!

1517
01:28:04,279 --> 01:28:05,414
Why me?

1518
01:28:05,514 --> 01:28:08,083
Why do I have to be
the only one without somebody?

1519
01:28:08,150 --> 01:28:09,451
Sammy!

1520
01:28:09,518 --> 01:28:10,786
There you are!

1521
01:28:10,852 --> 01:28:12,821
Hey, you stay away from me!

1522
01:28:12,921 --> 01:28:15,223
My feet are still
swollen from that tango!

1523
01:28:15,357 --> 01:28:17,392
Oh, give me another
chance, Sammy!

1524
01:28:17,459 --> 01:28:19,227
We're meant for each other!